Some Stuff And Then Some Other Stuff

Maddie, 24 , she/her I am so very ready for a nap

[escentia]

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[devilledeggz]

take one for tomorrow

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Voting ended onMar 15

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[seabeck]

A gentleman

[xenogears]

Shout out to the (many) times I got called an elitist gatekeeper for saying that the only real way to fully understand a work of fiction is to experience it firsthand and that summaries and reviews are not a replacement for that

[the-lincyclopedia]

Me, reading the first 80% of the post: What do you mean, "experience it firsthand"? How am I supposed to join the Hunger Games or go on the Odyssey?

Me, reading the final clause of the post: Oh, you literally meant that people have to read the book/listen to the audiobook in order to fully understand it. And people got mad. Oh dear.

[marisatomay]

To quote what a friend of mine said after she watched Jerry Maguire (1996) for the first time, having thought she knew what it was about because of its cultural ubiquity: “you miss a lot of a movie when you don’t watch it”

[beaky-peartree]

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

[beaky-peartree]

it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.

[beloved-jupiter]

happy international womens day

[thememedaddy]

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[guerrillatech]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

[lasrina]

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[prawnlegs]

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

[porygonversion2]

ok i wanted to look up if this is true and this is so god damned funny

who even figured this shit out how do you discover this

[koth-harvest-final]

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

you guys see the word 'shuckle' and reblog, huh?

[terumimi-your-foxy-fren]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[thisshouldbeallisons]

The Ides of March has the chance to do the funniest thing this year and take out Orange Hitler.

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[headspace-hotel]

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

[augustarambles]

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

[mandyseley]

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

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