Jo

love yourself like it’s breathing 21

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[messvoid]

Let gremlin Armand behead people!

[balaclava-trismegistus]

spending fifteen years weaving biodegradable flip-flops from ethically-sourced organic plant fibers, inside the Degenerate Human Behavior Processing Facility #SOLARPUNK

[verygoodcomments]

[noxzaiden]

“Live long and prosper, Spock.” “I shall do neither. I’ve killed my captain and my friend.”

[carolsturka]

[absyyynth]

the world of ultimate music

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[swaggie2dope]

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[adonischildsupportcase]

[111111111yeah]

my dinner-centric world view

[ewaneneollav]

frat guy yelling the f word out of his truck then privately getting really scared & guilty about the possibility that the person might actually be lgbt, which he had not considered

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[fallingtowers]

your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

[catgirlforeskin]

oh that's why this was on my sidewalk

[ethically-sourced-pizza]