SMT Know-it-all

27/Bisexual. I am the FFXIV god.

[smiling-prompto]

Your boy fuckin back

[smiling-prompto]

Damn how salty do you have to be to reblog selfies of someone else because you’re insecure about your height lol

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[smiling-prompto]

OP is a weakling who can’t understand that taller women are god tier instead.

[archcracker]

op is actually a manlet 5′9 is ideal

[smiling-prompto]

Salty manlets be like

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[smiling-prompto]

OP is a weakling who can’t understand that taller women are god tier instead.

[tamamita]

Buff anime characters with an optimistic personality are in

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

[thatll-do]

These two would also like your consideration

[carnival-phantasm]

[philtardis]

[domhnall-na-feannaig]

[junkazama]

I’m SCREAMING, NONE of these games even play similarly AT. ALL.

[smiling-prompto]

me, a brainlet: Man fighting games are great they’re so varied and fun Chefpyro, an intellectual: SF AND TEKKEN 7 ARE THE EXACT SAME FIGHITNG GAME.

[demilypyro]

Top 3 least interesting game genres:

Hyper-realistic racing games

Hyper-realistic sports games

Fighting games

[demilypyro]

These genres, even more than shooters and rhythm games, are thoroughly lacking in innovation, instead churning out the same game year after year with slightly higher graphics or a slightly different roster. They’re thoroughly stagnant.

[smiling-prompto]

the only reason you say fighting games lack innovation is cause you don’t play them. IF you actually played them you would be able to tell the difference between just the big 6 fighters, not to include the tons of niche fighters.

[tariqah]

I love Stephen Hawking so much… All the dudebros looking up to him just remember he hated Margaret Thatcher and protested against the invasion of Iraq

[thottavius-rex]

Ah yes every dudebro at my frat won’t stop raving about Margaret Thatcher and the Iraq War

[damnwyverngems]

MHWorld updates

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[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[memewhore]

[kaptainraptor]

[gallicinvasion]

what she says: “Oh I don’t mind; we can eat anywhere. I’m not picky.”

what she means: “For my entire life, I’ve been called bossy/picky/selfish/arrogant/bitchy for voicing my own opinions and making my views known, so now when someone I care about asks me about what I want, my immediate gut reaction is to defer to the other person’s preference. it’s less of a hassle to capitulate to someone else’s desires than to risk having someone verbally berate me for being truthful about what I want.”

[skullfrenching]

shut up bitch not all of my behaviors are misogyny i just have 30 favorite restaurants

[ranarchist]

me, a gay: do you wanna sjdjwkdkkdks get some jakdkssj food???

my friends, straight: wdym

me: oh sorry i mean guys 😂😂do you wanna😂😂😂get some food😂😂😂🤔🤔

my friends: oh😂😂yeah😂sureeee😂😂😂😂i hate my partner😂😂

[jordadd]

i fit into neither of these categories what does that mean

[sci-fly-guy]

It means you have a life outside of Tumblr.

[ubuyo]

[shmadej-deactivated20180906]

some people believe that being bi is 50% straight and 50% gay, but in fact it’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name