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anarchists never surrender

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[ohmovie]

You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color… and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight. How old are you? Seventeen. How long have you been seventeen? …a while. I know what you are. Say it… out loud. Say it. Vampire.

BELLA SWAN & EDWARD CULLEN TWILIGHT │ 2008

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

you can totally see where this is coming from...?

[bgm05]

???

[bgm05]

oh fuck yum

[tomclancyssphinctercell]

it wasn’t elvis i was jacking off to specifically i don’t even remember what i liked about the episode. i would just turn it on, begin jacking, and then after the episode ended i’d bust

[nando161mando]

What happened to the damn ceasefire everyone believed would happen?

[pansyfemme]

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

[stereocyon]

cannot stop thinking about this emoji from a chemical smells tierlist

[christianstepmoms]

This graphic is killing me

[jeekoftheweek]

[sandmandaddy69]

[bobodenkirkisgay]

DFJSG

[dovv]

not exaggerating when i say this is the best post anyone ever made in human history

[cath-lic]

this is making me lose it

[nonbinarybeartrade]

so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

[sepublic]

Prev tags has the best episode pitch ever:

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

what are rats doing so many small sniffs for. just do one big one and move on girl

[crazy-brazilian]