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ฯ venus ° 21 ° he/him ° commie ฯ

[boyc4t]

some of my favorite film theory and film criticism approaches <3

[girlrry]

[riptmntbf]

what is transgenders even about. vroom vroom car turns into robot

[riptmntbf]

TRANSFORMERS

[guerrillatech]

[saxophonechihuahua]

guzma

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[gayagendaofficial]

[vympr]

i need this so bad

[diet-soap]

Passed the bong to my gay friend and he started sucking it off

[jurynullification]

This is how my friend janices mom takes a bong rip fr

[pissvortex]

tell janice mom to message me right now

[urfaveisunfuckable]

andrew hussie from real life is unfuckable!

[hovfire]

i owe mushrooms my life

[hovfire]

hey y’all i really hate to do this because i respect y’all vibing with psychedelics so much but this post was about sautéed mushrooms sorry

[intensional]

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message 

[commanderfreddy]

as a duel hellsite citizen i feel it is important to bring news from twitter: namely that on this, the exact same day that tumblr starts trialing paywalls, twitter is trialing dislikes

[evtrained]

Holy shit, it is just Bad Idea Wednesday today

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Happy Bad Idea Wednesday everybody

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kiefbowl]

I love abortion and I love divorce

[guerrillatech]

[callmeirony]

False i joined the military so i didn't end up with half a mil in medical debt like my parents

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

twitter was fucking brutal today

[2460onetruepairing]

I’m just imagining Edward trying to read Bella’s thought and hearing the dial-up noise.

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife