Pledge of the Reformed Fuckboy
I will not send unsolicited pictures of my cock. I will not call a stranger “baby” or “sexy” or “beautiful” or anything of that ilk. I will not proposition strangers for sex. I will not message a girl without reading her profile first. I will not message a girl if I am outside of her clearly stated preferred age range or preferred geographic convenience or preferred gender. I will not waste the time of someone when I do not meet requirements that they have clearly outline in their profile - even if those requirements are stupid or bigoted. I will not mention someone else’s race in my first message because I am not an insane asshole. I will not copy and paste the same message to different girls. I do not deserve sex. I do not deserve attention. I am not a “nice guy” and I do not say “friend zone.” I am not owed a response to any message I send, no matter how polite I am, no matter how much effort I put into it. If I can’t say something nice, I won’t say anything at all. I will treat others with respect, even when I feel that I am not being treated with respect. I will be honest, I will be patient, I will not ask for nudes. I will be courageous and put myself out there. I will not apologize for my weight, my height, my personality, or what pictures I choose to put up. And I will never expect anyone else to do the same. I will not send unsolicited pictures of my cock.