max ⭑.ᐟ

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welcome to my silly little blog ᯓ★.ᐟ

you can call me max (he/they) ✰ request something | masterlist | AO3 ✰ i have like six interests and cycle between them quickly and intensely. currently in the clutches of heated rivalry, the outsiders, and that 70s show my tags ✰ personal posts: to the max ✰ reblogs: max reblogs ✰ asks: max's mailbox ✉︎

✰ my asks/DMs are always open so feel free to send a request, ask something, or just say hi :) ✰ "fuck ai. fuck it so hard."

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what’s the funniest thing you can say to your closeted son who’s terrified of people learning about his sexcapades with his professional rival and why is it “fuck him! right up the butt!

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skip divorce is very captivating to me as someone who watched their episode and immediately was like… oh this is… kinda unhealthy no?

hey we had sex once do you wanna move in! but also you can’t talk to your friends or family about us! showering you with money ok bye!

i do understand the significance of their relationship but also i really can’t see it working long term

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Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

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fez and donna bestfriendism when they’re on their fake date is so important to me

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I think it’s so funny many of us that 70’s show fanfic writers agree we would get rid of Kelso as a character on the show yet in are fanfics he’s usually the main plot device XD

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estrogen would’ve saved her

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Sources: X, X, X, X, X, X , X

[wingsseni]

more doodles ! some of them recs, some of them just personal ones (i added alternative text to all of them, those with the caption between "" were the requests ^^)

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“you get tough like me and you don’t get hurt” he says, operating at unprecedented levels of hurt

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reading the outsiders made me trans

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I also have a Bear Rug(ish) that I enjoy petting! The bear, Herbie, is mounted the wall. He's a valued member of the family, and you can stroke him gently as you traverse the stairs (which I think Shane also enjoy)

obsessed with this!! #myshane love to pet the rug and traverse the stairs

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gay scott hunter in the brooklyn art gallery: they’re going to kill me for talking to another man

shane hollander in his fortress of isolation: nobody will shoot me with a gun for being gay in my canadian mansion, because they can’t, because i am off the grid

ilya rozanov [thick russian accent]: i am going to live forever and never die and if i die who gives a fuck theyre pussies for killing me honestly

kip: grady

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tell me more about trans darry

He always was a daddy's girl.

TRANS DARRY MY BELOVED!!!!!! MY ANGSTY LITTLE GUY WHO COMMITS FRAUD!!!!!!

woah guys who said that. n e ways.

this is tulsa, 1967. and theres just fuck all to be learned about gender and transness, so to be clear: darry does not consider himself to be trans. no one knows that's a thing for basically another two years. no one really knows what going on, that includes Darry.

darry's transition was less of a transition and more of a... collection of traits that led up to high school

he started wearing boys clothes, mostly because he wanted to help his dad on roofing sites, the little osha violation, and because frills and pink are not exactly greaser

his parents called him dar anyways, so going by dar or darry was easy.

in the summer he was 13, he cut all his hair clean off. his parents were a little mortified, but took it in stride, albeit with some mild confusion. they assumed he'd just grow it back, didn't say anything when it stayed short

when people assumed he was a boy, he didn't correct them. his brothers noticed, and followed suit. they considered it a kind of inside joke, i guess, and it spread to the gang.

suddenly, two-bit's siblings knew darry as the third curtis brother

the summer he was 14, going to high school, Dallas appeared. Being from the streets of new york, he's the only person who actually has a concept of transness

He asks if Darry is short for Darrel, like his father. Darry says yes.

Later that day, he offers to take the high school registration paperwork out of his mother's hands. Darrel Shaynne Curtis Jr. is what he writes as his name.

Suddenly, all his teachers and classmates call him Darry, ask him if he's new in town. If he's trying out for any sports. He wasn't planning on it, of course, but he knows he's got a decent arm from throwing a football around with Daddy. Football is a no-go, but he makes the cut for centerfielder, and he's shortstop by sophomore spring. His parents go to every game.

They're calling him head boy. Prom king.

There's a scout at one of his games, encourages him to apply for a scholarship at University of Oklahoma. The name thing poses an issue--this isn't some podunk high school in the Tulsa suburbs that won't look twice.

They don't have the money anyway, but UO lets him defer a couple semesters. His dad's so proud. First Curtis to go to college. First Curtis man to graduate high school.

He takes the crash a lot harder.

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Do you think Shane ever comes home with Ilya from a long day of practice and his brain is a little scrambled because it's full of plays and strategy and how to tighten up their passes. So when Ilya hands him a ginger ale and says he's going to order in something for dinner, Shane's like, "Sounds good. Thanks, bro." And then as he realises what he's said, he's like, "Shit, I mean—"

"Bro? BRO?" says Ilya, his hands on his hips. "My name is Baby, or 'Love-Of-My-Life', or 'Beloved Husband', or 'Rozanov' if I'm in trouble. Just like you are now, Hollander."

And that's all the warning Shane has before he's tackled to the couch, and Ilya's kissing him relentlessly all over his face and neck, more to tickle him than anything. In between all the kisses, Ilya is like, "What do you say, Hollander? Do I have to keep helping you remember my name?"

And Shane's laughing so hard he's crying like "No, no, I'm sorry, baby! I'm sorry! I'll never call you bro again." And finally Ilya stops and presses one last kiss to his lips, this one softer and sweeter.

"Okay, good. Now let's get some dinner, bro."

And Shane rolls his eyes, but he leans up to get another kiss from Ilya.

They only end up ordering much later.

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ilya DO NOT CALL ME BRO I HAVE BEEN INSIDE YOU rozanov

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– Shane Hollander, 2010