I AM SLEEPY

Always a slut for naps and puns and pizza, dogs are good and pure and I don't know what to do with my life.

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[thatbassistbitch]

funky dancer

[kerokerosenai-deactivated202009]

hold me closer,,,,, tiny dancer 🕺 

[browsedankmemes]

Not taking any chances

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[keyofmgy]

CARL

[mareep-is-transfem]

cArL FUCK!

[official-lucifers-child]

DON’T YOU DARE SHUT THE FUCKIN’ DOOR, C A R L

[chromaticabrasions]

MY A S S

[queenstravelingdarling]

Y’all laughing but this is how 2020 gonna end.

[echo-at-the-pond]

I’M GONNA KILL THE FUCKING HUMANS AND I’M GONNA START WITH YOU CARL

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[iwannaban0nym0us]

Always reblog cArL

[galllfrey]

[thenatsdorf]

Who needs a mouse when you have a desk weasel. [source]

[sneakyfeets]

I love how it looks like it’s just existing at several frames faster than the human hand

[wonszu]

I love that lil face <3

[karehastation]

THE BEST THING EVER

[gothbloc]

are you serious

[silentbutlively]

THIS is what the internet was made for

[kateordie]

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here

[girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[rrezediell-deactivated20210413]

not me thinking this is the most romantic thing the bar is so low 💀

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sinothetimes]

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jonathanking]

[disdickovereverything]

Prophet

[quantumghosts]

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[yupthatexists]

[svsie]

ok it kinda looks like shit tho

[the-sapphic-raven]

youd look like shit if you were left forgotten in a beer can for 8 years too. dont be fucking rude