I Prefer Logan

[smolbookdragon]

About mee!

Hello my friends! The name’s Logan and here is some stuff about me!

I’m pansexual and genderfluid

I love writing poems (thats mainly what this blog is for)

I prefer writing letters because getting mail feels awesome

I absolutely LOVE reading

My lovely sister is Dia, she does all kinds of things related to books

I am a Hufflepuff, Icewing, Greek demigod (cabin 7), Polyglot and Vanisher

I have OCD, ADHD, and depression so whoohoo life’s fun

I love Perry the platypus abd legit anything related to Phineas and Ferb

Now an important question up for debate-Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects-discuss Also if you don’t know what to message me abt you can send me your opinions on this

[h3rb1eherb]

my dad tried to block ao3 from the internet.

he has another thing coming

(i got this hack from a mutual btw)

[no-one-offical]

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[shadoweddream]

I did that too. THIS WORKS GUYS REBLOG FOR ALL THE FIC STARVED TEENS!!!

[smolbookdragon]

I sacrificed my eraser for the greater good

My math desk no longer wobbles

[rudamaruda520]

James: I am no longer speaking to you.

Sirius: Oh, come off it, Prongs- you’re being dramatic.

James: Sirius- my boggart turned into YOUR DEAD BODY! And remind me what shape yours took?

Sirius: James, mate, please...

James: Was my dead body too much to ask for?! WAS IT?!

Sirius: Prongs...

James: There I was, standing there sooo sure that my best mate’s biggest fear was losing me. But no. What did I see?

Sirius: ...

James: IT WAS YOU! YOU WITH BAD HAIR!

Sirius: Oi, but have you seen those split ends?!?

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[complete-clownery]

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

[boycub]

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

[boycub]

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

[archdemonsblood]

And if “don’t be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker” isn’t enough for you, consider 

You can’t tell how old a kid is just by looking. I’ve known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I’m 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won’t be able to tell they’re elementary schoolers, but they still are. 

Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-treating, and they only get paid in candy. 

You don’t know if that teenager is developmentally disabled. 

You don’t know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before.

You don’t know if this is that teenager’s first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture.

You don’t know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year. 

You don’t know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today. 

And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head. 

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

and even if it is just a bored 16/17 year old out trying to see what free shit they can get. is it really gonna kill you to give them a fun sized milky way from the multipack you bought at poundland? That thing didn’t even cost you 5p, just give the kid the sugar, say “nice costume”, and let it go.

[honey-sunny-bee]

There are worse things a teenager could be doing on Halloween instead of trick-or-treating.

[chaos-triangle]

True! Let ‘em go Trick or Treating!

[goblinofpeacelol]

rb if your a teenager going trick or treating

[guyfailurespecialist-deactivate]

[yourlocalxenomorph]

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

[yourlocalxenomorph]

literally all it entails is sending people "trick-or-treat" asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy

[coelii]

Don’t forget trick or treating this year everyone!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[smolbookdragon]

WE MUST TRICK OR TREAT

[smolbookdragon]

Nosy anons? Why not

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[mischievousmoony]

what if we quit our jobs and drop out of school and move into a cottage in the woods and spend our days reading books and writing our silly little fanfics with ink and quill

[twovialsofamortentia]

@prettydaisygirl @lostrologyy are you in

[lostrologyy]

ngl i’d pack my bags rn

[smolbookdragon]

Can I come?

[goblinofpeacelol]

Ykw I grew up pretty fucking weird like … I grew up watching fucking top gear, bat man the animated series, and my little pony. Like wtf parents I was 6 I wasn’t allowed to watch winx club, Jessie, or Lala loopsie, but good mythical morning? Gilmor girls? That was ok. Power puff girls was banned but I Carly was a-okay.

what I’m trying to say is what was your version of this? Tell me this one bit of lore

[smolbookdragon]

My name is Bubbles from the Power Puff girls in my dads phone but I wasn’t allowed to watch the show

Once I realized I was genderfluid it was really annoying on days I didn’t feel like a girl

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[shqrimp]

of fucking course

[jakelionstumblr]

I was kinda hoping it would be like an ancient angel

[nifrequerne]

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

[everyoneinspaceisgay]

I hope they’re having a nice life

[ts-virgil-angst]

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

[lpham2525]

Still haunted by that fic I never finished from over ten years ago…

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[nyancrimew]

i think i'll try this tomorrow actually, it can't be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

[ratofthedead]

I kinda wan't to try this.... Maybe later... Mayber Tomorrow... or the day after Tomorrow... (i want an english Version of "Übermorgen" like why should i use an entire phrase to say that.... It just isn't effecient!)

[nyx-n-sticks]

Made a whole big thing of this for my friend's birthday, put in so.e edible glitter, and used a variety of sour candy in this.

Don't do this. I was seeing the lights of heaven and almost felt like vomiting on thd side of the road walking home.

[17lemonsunderthesea]

boutta ignore all these red flags and do this real quick...

[17lemonsunderthesea]

Do not, in fact do this.

[puzzled-pegasus]

@just-call-mefr1es @manygeese idk yall I'm thinking I wanna do this

[puzzled-pegasus]

@sir-thursday-iii I think im gonna do this today

[puzzled-pegasus]

It's happening guys

@just-call-mefr1es @manygeese @goblinofpeacelol @surenschompychompers @sir-thursday-iii @haunted-plush

[goblinofpeacelol]

Goodbye dear friend it was nice knowing you

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[lixorloveslicorice]

have this my friends

[dragon-in-a-stew]

<3

[minorrigormortis]

Reblogging because this is actually really sweet <3 Stay Alive Frens

[inspiredwriterstory]

To everyone who may be on Tumblr tonight and in the future

[the-haiku-bot]

To everyone who

may be on Tumblr tonight

and in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

[crutchie-morris]

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know