Promise Me You Won't Get Stupid

I'm Trevor, 26, Demisexual. he/him/his. I'm a college graduate with a B.A in English with a focus in Creative Writing. I'm Gravity Falls, Star Wars, Steven Universe, OTGW, SVTFOE, HTGAWM, Marvel/DC, and Disney/Pixar trash. I'll also post feminism stuff, shitposting, or just adorable videos of animals. Background courtesy of @mocream

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[smoldopper]

Drops in to say I’m alive even though I haven’t been on this blog in maybe almost a year???

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

Sleepover Sunday

your tumblr crushes/ real life crush

tell me about your pets

ask my advice

have you evers

fmk

would you rather

confessions

ask my advice

fic prompts

opinions

tell me a story

a n y t h i n g

[jessiarts]

Send me an “I follow you because:”

[snowysauropteryx]

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

[seananmcguire]

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

[whisperwhisk]

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

[carpebutts]

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

[son-of-rome]

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

[thyrell]

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

[izanameowe]

Foster's Home for Really Bad OCs You Made When You Were 12

[cute-overload]

[smoldopper]

Because I haven’t posted a selfie FOREVER. 

[kremaclassii]

💕💕💕💕

[fuckudad]

eggos out for eleven

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can we just pause and appreciate the complete lack of meaning this sentence has without cultural context?

like, a time traveller from 2015 would not be able to parse this sentence for any meaning whatsoever, yet here it is being reblogged thousands of times despite being, on its face, utter nonsense.

I love humans.

[kurokoros]

Five books, two spin off’s, three shorts, two guides, and a cross-over and we never learned Percy Jackson’s middle name.

[smoldopper]

aromanticace replied to your post “i associate you with the flash, dipper, and being a Dork :^)”

ur doing ur tags in brackets too what a nerd

Excuse you. 

[smoldopper]

this is offensive ive left my farming life behind me

@aromanticace

But not the cabbage life? 

[smoldopper]

i associate you with the flash, dipper, and being a Dork :^)

@aromanticace

YEah??? Well, I STILL associate you with cabbage and tractors. 

[laikaworld]

“I hope everyone is going out to support Kubo and the Two Strings. A couple of years ago, for a few magical weeks when the film was still in early stages and we were allowed to play, C Shannon Tindle gave me a sandbox and let me do some action animations to test the waters for how we might handle fight scenes. I had a blast working with him, and have the utmost respect for not only his vision, but also for his persistence and incredible generosity. He’s a good man and a great filmmaker.Congratulations to the rest of the talented artists and the whole team at Laika who brought Kubo and his family’s story to the screen. I wish you every success!” - by Anthony Holden {via}

[voidkraken]

What are things/concepts/aesthetics you associate with me?

I’d love some positive attention rn and I love this stuff