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[ezraomii]

[meowdejavu]

Pieces of You

Aziraphale/Crowley | 23K words | Rated M

Twenty years post-canon, Crowley and Aziraphale’s happily-ever-after is uprooted when Aziraphale suddenly vanishes and an encounter with demons leaves Crowley mortal and powerless. After passing months in solitude, Crowley ventures back into London, only to find his husband living a human life as “Ezra” and mourning a fictional human husband called “Jay.” Determined to get Aziraphale back, Crowley resolves to do whatever it takes to befriend him all over again, as ordinary people this time, until his angel remembers him. 

# post-canon, temporary amnesia, angst with a happy ending, temporarily human, soft crowley, emotional hurt/comfort, angel wings

[AO3]

Huge thanks to @lonicera-caprifolium for the beautiful art commission for this fic!! I adore their work and am absolutely blown away by the gorgeous, charming scene they created. ♥

[thekingofkawai]

[trans-junk-rat]

[antisociiaal]

Sociiaable i guess?

[cozycreaturescorner]

human-girlfriend ?

[punk-aziraphale]

Straightlaced-Gabriel??

Gross.

[crittizen]

1-human-in-spandex I guess

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

ummmm rich-your-enemy? Maybe???

[totallyagoodchild-deactivated20]

NotAtAllABadAdult??? That highkey sounds creepy

[official-lucifers-child]

unofficial-gods-parent

i mean….

i mean………………..

[space-breeze]

jk love me

[the-bluest-of-blues]

orangeland-sccr

(Sosp stands for song spell

Sccr would be screech craft)

[dragonleesupporter]

Lizardlerbully

[bittersweetsparrow-deactivated2]

Tea pieces

[remusthedukeofdeodorant]

Romantheprinceofcreativity

[froggyfinral]

uh????

sonia-mind-notahuman ig

[rip-paramour]

Modestly-consumes-a-donut

[vixven]

vexvin

[xoxolosergirl]

IrrationalIceBirb

Ok-

[aspex-t]

There’s no opposite of Aspex sooo…

Zhkvc-g

:v I just swapped the letters

[whats-up-kiddos]

That’s down adults ✌️

[cash-little-boy-deactivated2026]

Human-and-straight

[phoenixdellaverita]

Hum

NormalBirdDiBugie? Normal bird of lies?

[guiltiest-gear]

mayro-but-not-mha

[xx-rayne-or-shine-xx]

yy-sunni-and-gloomy-yy

[can-of-pringles]

Bag-?-lays

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

stasis-but-material

[thevibraniumvoid]

God wears lace???

[smoljavabean]

Big tea leaf 🍃

[blo0df4ngs]

arthoebyers made a post about stan wearing a button up with birds on it and i just had to draw it!!

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[allthedevilishthingswedo]

Made my first lil animation in procreate! Night night lil green bean.

[lets-do-get-help-deactivated202]

I apologize if this has been done before but it popped into my head when I was rewatching Spiderverse

[hagarsays]

Nothing but respect for my favorite trio and all of this happen in the same year♥️💙❤️

[celeste59]

15 years 💕

Thank you Boys ❤️❤️

[brooklyn-boy]

When you can physically see he’s taking all the stupid with him

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

when he draws the line instead of being with you until the end of the line

[barnesrogersvstheworld-deactiva]

When he’s keeping the outfit, but he’s not keeping you.

[brooklyn-boy]

WOW

[irista]

When he had you even when he had nothing, but now that he has everything, he doesn't want you like the ungrateful little punk he is

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[tellmeoflegends]

@suz-123

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

Big freaking mood!

[wizcoylifa]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

[gillandy]

does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at me! I’m fine! and then you feel guilty for wasting everyone’s time 

[anti-human-skills]

This is exactly why mental illness should not be a contest. People should not be guilt tripped into thinking they have to feel bad all the time; it’s extremely anti recovery. It’s okay to get better and it’s okay to have good days.

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

[radfemarchive-deactivated202304]

Or domestic labour by the age of 7

[swedepea]

And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either

[itisthefunpolice]

Your daughters are not dolls

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

[gingersnapwolves]

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

[153-centimeters-of-sass]

It got better!

[aqueerkettleofish]

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

[joasakura]

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

[iconuk01]

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

[literateterrarian]

(so this face?)

[courtofnothing]

Yes

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[memeria-hill]

They… did what?!

[memewarmachinerox]

Nothing, @memeria-hill. These aren’t the geeks you’re looking for. Move along.

[magellan-88]

*falls over cackling* @stars8melanin @suz-123 @tilltheendwilliwrite STAAARRRRRRLOOOOORRRRDDDD

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!! Omg those too intelligent dorks (and Peter Quill)!!!

[tuiyla]

Me, watching any show that keeps disappointing me: Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this.