Of All Colours

Pansexual bitch that has swag on the inside and anxiety on the outside

[sanguivorouscorvid]

I love being friends with a bunch of artists it’s so funny to see the contrast in art styles

[sanguivorouscorvid]

Artist friend groups are like. Anime. Realistic portrait of a musician. Realistic portrait of a girl with some body horror. Guy who spent a lot of time on art youtube in 2018. Warrior cats fan, current or recovered. Guy who wants to be a cartoonist so so bad. Geometry. The most gorgeous rendering you’ve ever seen. Anime again but different this time

[irista]

The 2 anime styles are "wholesome" and "smut"

[draconym]

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

[draconym]

"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

[draconym]

"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

[draconym]

"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

[cyborgrabbit]

Hey op?

HOW???

[draconym]

I'm short

[irista]

28 nb afab with baby face and confusing clothing style here... Bars and pg rated movies mean taking my ID or getting rejected

[irista]

There is only one reason nothing ever happened between Steve and Bucky and that is that homosexuality was illegal in the 30s and 40s and by the time they reached the present, they just didn't have time for all that. And Steve only went back to past because he was too pussy to confess to Bucky now that homosexuality was allowed.

[irista]

Speaking on a very basic level, there is no difference between cricket and baseball, except the running route of the former is linear while that of the latter is quadrilateral.

[milf-source]

(source)

[rorschachisgay]

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

[irista]

Me, a genderfluid bi person with natural access to both and still not using either, "I possess a dormant power only few are blessed to boast of".

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[daughteroflurch]

We’ll never stop. *evil laugh

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I am literally fucking begging you.

[irista]

You should time travel and stop yourself from making the post

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m going to time travel to the day of your birth and put a random X in your name on you birth certificate so that you have to explain the spelling every time someone writes it down and they’ll think you’re lying

[irista]

I have to do that anyway now so won't change a thing. It's an immutable point in history. I hate my parents.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

[gandalfthemorallygrey]

This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife

[midnight-sloth]

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT

[irista]

I wish I was as idc about everything else as I am about whether to wear a bra. Free the nipple? So last decade. I need free (the)rapy.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[daughteroflurch]

We’ll never stop. *evil laugh

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I am literally fucking begging you.

[irista]

You should time travel and stop yourself from making the post

[evilkaeya]

I love how we as a fandom collectively went ‘nope’ after watching Eddie’s death scene and continued making posts like it never happened

[irista]

Spoken like the true desperate hay babies that we are

[five-crows-in-a-trench-coat]

When I mentioned my (apparently hot) take that I believe self-diagnosed people are valid, I got a handful of (my first!!!) hate comments.

So I thought I'd elaborate.

People who are self-diagnosed with anything might just end up being default settings. That's okay. What's not okay is denying someone aid on the basis that they don't have a diagnosis.

I always carry earplugs because a bunch of my friends have auditory sensory issues. None of them are diagnosed with anything, but I've helped them through panic attacks nonetheless.

If a stranger came up to me at a loud event and, seeing I have earplugs, asked for a pair, I wouldn't hesitate to give them. Don't bother giving them back, I buy in bulk.

Maybe that person was a neurotypical with sensitive ears, or maybe they were an autistic person with auditory sensory issues. I'll never know. But if my response was, "Do you have autism?" that would just make me a jerk. If their response was "Yes," and I then demanded paperwork as proof of their autism and therefore eligibility for ear plugs? That would mean I'm violating their privacy.

One of my friends had a panic attack at a loud event where she was working, and someone took her shift without question when they asked if she was okay and she said she wasn't. That's being a cool person. Saying "Well, you're not diagnosed with autism," and refusing to help her on that basis while she is clearly in distress is not cool. Even if she is neurotypical, anyone in distress merits help. Just because someone can swim doesn't mean they need breaks to keep from drowning, and refusing them a lifesaver on those grounds is just being a jerk, especially if there's no one else who could use the metaphorical lifesaver.

One of the main reasons I'm pursuing being a psychiatrist is so I can give my friends the diagnoses that I know would make their lives easier. I have the privilege to be diagnosed. They do not. I want to help give people free therapy and diagnoses since, at least in the United States, money is a huge barrier keeping people from diagnoses.

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”

[irista]

Me listening to any of the songs in Banana Fish:

[worstloki]

so lady loki and loki but as two separate entities… they both exist and they’re both loki but they can split apart and join into one person whenever they feel like it… 

[worstloki]

This is absolutely NOT what I meant :(

[irista]

This did not age well

[irista]

Adrien is a sentimonster? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[otherwindow]

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

[otherwindow]

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

[irista]

Whoever said yes are psychos because sometimes, I wouldn't even wear pjs indoors and just sit naked or in my underwear. Clothes are unnatural and you know it

[irista]

Whoever named Japan the land of the rising sun had the foresight to know that America was the end of the world.