Ten stupid conversations from the Dream SMP gang
Tommy: Probably getting married again
Tommy: Fundy, what are your thoughts on gang violence?
Wilbur: Oh, Tubbo, you know a lot about the going ons of Manburg. Tell me, what’s happening?
Tubbo: Well, I think Quackity might be getting sick of having a fat ass, I’ll be honest
Eret: Wait, females exist??
Eret: Oh okay. Sorry, I got scared for a bit
Dream: Hey! You took both arrows!
Techno: Sharing is caring, man. And let me tell you...
Techno: I don’t care at all
Tommy: Do you really think we wanna take Tubbo as a hostage? He’s smart, you know.
Tommy: Ok, yeah, I take that back
Schlatt: Fundy, you’re trending on Twitter, dude
Fundy: I’m not trending on Twitter
Schlatt: Yeah you are. #FursuitFriday
Wilbur: Toby, is your real name Tobias?
Tommy: Techno, what’s your opinion on forest fires?
Techno: I think that forests should be saved for gender reveal parties
Tommy: How come whenever I swear you go ‘language’, but when Phil swears you’re all-
Bad: Phil hasn’t sworn in this conversation at all!