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hot mess. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

[peteneems]

[dilfgifs]

Pedro Pascal & Jon Favreau Compare American and Chilean Snacks | Snack Wars | LADbible

[stuckinapril]

half of my time spent in public spaces consists of me wondering if i’m acting normal enough

[machineryangel]

she's a 10 but her social battery dies before she even goes outside

[aggressivewhenstartled]

My sister genuinely, for real, met her girlfriend at a meet up for retyping poetry on vintage typewriters above a feminist bookstore, and I just want to say I’m thrilled the manic pixie dream girls of the world are moving on from whiny mediocre dudes and finding eachother instead.

[aggressivewhenstartled]

She has just informed me that her girlfriend also OWNS an aquamarine typewriter that writes in CURSIVE and they have a running picnic date at a baby goat farm, FOR REAL, I had no words.

[bisexualbaker]

Another entry in the Manic Pixie Dream Gays folder.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

I once went to a party where I met a girl whose first words to me were, "you can't throw a typewriter out your window without hitting a cartographer in this town" and now I'm wondering if this is her.

[lightabovethearbys]

The true enemies to lovers

[bauliya]

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

[bauliya]

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

[clodiuspulcher]

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

no cops at pride just Janelle Monáe and their bejeweled pasties

[orisnitsa]

[finchwingart]

Happy pride my fellow creechers

[byeimfinejustgottago-deactivate]

Weeoowww happy pride have a transparent guy

[pintoras]

Kusama: Infinity (Heather Lenz, 2018)

[ladychlo]

Jojo Siwa for Paper Magazine.

[litaratura]

E.E Scott, Every Day I Am Trying New Techniques To Make Myself Disappear

[meerschweinchen-archive]

I cannot work a job I don't have time. every day I need to sleep 24593280 hours

[gayoverme]

Have u ever just watched someone move or talk or laugh and ur like wow how the fuck is everything you do so hot

[eternalgirlscout]

winona ryder’s character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says “hey thats weird right” and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like “woah category five woman moment incoming”

[eternalgirlscout]

if i were joyce byers and somebody told me i was overreacting to anything i would say “remember the time an entire town thought i was insane but it turned out the government actually did fake my son’s death after he got sucked into an alien hell dimension?” i would milk that for all it was worth for the rest of my life