SMOLwoppergal

Just a gay woman in her early twenties. I might eventually post my own content, but I doubt it.

[bug4932]

lisa felt the need to request no tongue bc her shard told her exactly what taylor did to that poor girl

[shrugsinchinese]

Dude, your glasses

[depsidase]

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

Subnauticas creatures are really hot ngl. I'd let a reaper leviathan stick its dick in me why not. All sorts of possibilities with that new squid one too

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[smolwoppergal]

[girlskissinggold]

Has anyone pondered McVadi swapped ages AU before bc that could be so cool, a 40-something successful Victoria working in emergency psychiatric with a kid she loves and and an ex-husband she hates, meeting a 20-something Cassie who is trying really hard to not relapse from her past teenage addictions and try to stay in the ED and not disappoint her parents

[goatedsaminator]

give me age gap yuri or give me death

[thebeeshaveknees]

Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it

[misosoupcup]

ooh working my way through '3 body' (the Chinese show) and ye wenji is calmly explaining how she plotted the death of her boss which was slightly complicated when her husband began using the same rope to descend a huge cliff and she's like. unfortunately I had to kill him too.

girl no you did not 😭😭!! she's fucking crazy but also I love her. committing fraud, murder, and intergalactic war crimes is a random Tuesday for her.

she needs the aliens to come and conquer earth in order to exact a revenge at which she feels is proportional to how afflicted her life is due to factors she couldn't directly control.

causing so many problems that she ends up not wanting to solve 50 years later... thats my girl 😭😭😭

[smolwoppergal]

I've loved her since the books and not watched the show

[beejwatch]

We should all watch mash together

[minishermy]

Duny / Sparrowhawk

[goatedsaminator]

i love javadi connnstantly wanting to stay the night

[smolwoppergal]

Being on a dating app and starting a conversation and all I can think is "if you ask me a single question about myself we can go on a date"

Because what do you mean we match and you only give full stop answers? Do you not want to be here?

[steelneck95]

"The Titanos made short work of the coasts. Spraying boiling hot steam around the city, reducing them to muddy and moist wastelands so they could adapt to being outside the water" More Titanosaurs from Godzilla: Black Mass

[parakeet]

just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

[crowcryptid]

[awheckery]

from the above-linked ebird.org:

Anis are bizarre, coal-black cuckoos with long floppy tails and unique, curiously tall, flattened bills. Groove-billed occurs in a variety of open and semi-open habitats in tropical lowlands and foothills, typically staying low in shrubs and grasses. Gregarious and not particularly graceful; usually seen crashing around awkwardly in small groups.

oh my god

[roach-works]

groove billed anis are a hilarious cuckoo situation where they ended up laying their eggs in one another’s nests instead of anyone else’s. they hang out together in groups of up to five pairs until a nest gets built (sometimes by committee, sometimes they just hang around hopefully until someone does it all on their own) then they start sneaking over and laying an egg in at a time. the females who lay for the first time will sometimes flip prior eggs out of the nest like ‘oh i KNOW this one isn’t mine! away it goes’ but eventually everyone’s laid a couple eggs in there and is stuck with the mutual hostage situation. then they take turns incubating until all the kids hatch and everyone pitches in on feeding them, because no one knows which of the kids are theirs so they all might as well.

they also like to do a team handshake where they clump up and mutually make a low bubbling noise together, to signal group affiliation. go team!

[keeskiwi]

Also their eggs are incredibly beautiful. They’re a very pretty blue color, but covered by a white chalky outer layer that is easily scratched off, so they end up in various stages of in-between.

(Photo © Henrique_Anizio, shared under CC BY-NC).

[princessdraconic]

let's say that you're monogamously dating a tsundere. and to save another girls life you have to cheat on the tsundere. would you do it

[catchymemes]