that boy's a tenderoni

facebook. soundcloud.

[ithelpstodream]

[smoochpatrol]

first tumblr post in ages:

making a memo so i remember resolutions for 2018 better posture practice piano learn swedish allow my ambitions to go unchecked stand up for myself more

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210]

Oddly inspiring

[highlandvalley]

[magenkeshet]

favorite part of this: the hole in the wall where the cat has CLEARLY run straight the fuck through it.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[50909-deactivated2000-deactivat]

[virgoassbitch]

Mood

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[smoochpatrol]

Super Deluxe is just Buzzfeed for people who listen to Run The Jewels!

[chelsamander]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[yugirimistwalker]

kinda fucked up that we’ve not only already had 4 months this year but we’re starting a 5th… looks like 2017 is the year of months

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[shelbymelissa]

We all need this.

[wildwomanwitchery-deactivated20]

Kitty

[hylianpicori]

i don’t believe this stuff works but it can’t hurt to try

[inechi]

GIVEAWAY 🎉 For this one of a kind backpack decorated with my vinyl stickers! Also includes the following goodies from ✨ Gatosaurio ✨ 👉 1 Magic eye cap in blue 👉 1 Comic Party pack 👉 1 Death to Boredom tee in your size (S - XL) 👉 1 sticker pack 🌍 To enter, reblog this post once with the text! Anyone can participate until Sun. 29 at midnight, randomly chosen winner will be announced Mon. 30 🎉 Good luck!

[inechi]

Last day to enter 🎉

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[samanthalena]

☃

[linrenzo]

Let see what happens

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

me

[almisael-deactivated20151217]

when she succ

at everything

she a loser