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🇳🇱&Tired.

[fightclubrat]

reason's to watch kaos:

queers everywhere

the furies are butches that ride motorcycles

the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert

eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.

disabled daedalus

trans amazonian stories

dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars

prometheus and charon are boy toys together

billie piper as cassandra

zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.

hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.

zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)

poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times

hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens

[wildsflag]

There’s a popular fan reading online that Trent’s interest in Ted, in addition to the professional and aspirational capacity, might be a little bit of a crush, or a romantic one. Is that in your head at all? Or does it surprise you that people are reading it that way?

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With the news of season 4 of Ted Lasso I just got flung back into the Ted/Trent ship faster than the speed of sound.

[aprilodite]

Aziraphale's Inbox

[oxalees]

chill 🌅

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This is the level of casual intimacy I was talking about 😍

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If we're lucky enough to get a season 3, I want to see more casual intimacy. Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled with what we got in season 2, Taika and Rhys acted their asses off and it was amazing. But I hope we get to see some more casual touches like a hug from behind with a kiss in the neck, a pinch to the ass, hand holding, possessive touches, wiping a strand of hair away from their face, a quick kiss, a forehead kiss. The list goes on forever. The signs of a couple who are comfortable around each other. Praying to the almighty Jenkins 🧎‍♀️🙏

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Ed's little flirty hey 🥹🥹

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"it's bury your gays" they're all gay one of them just died "well it's bury your gay elders" Fang is older than Izzy and he's still kicking, "it's bury your disabled gays" Lucius, Ed, and Spanish Jackie, still around. "What about the people who come out late in life???" Stede divorced his wife at the ripe old age of 48, he's living in a seaside cabin with his boyfriend. "It's saying that people who are repressed/struggle with internalized homophobia deserve to die" *Regina George* so you agree, he's homophobic, but also, once again, Stede's still breathing. "But-"

You know you can be upset about your favorite side character dying without making up reasons the show is secretly bad

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Say it louder for the people in the back

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Can't wait for Ed and Stede going through the whole couple putting together ikea furniture frustrations.

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Just thinking things: what if Hornigold does check into their inn in season 3...

[spookyfbi]

Is Hornigold alive I thought he was dead…?

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I don't remember tbh!

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Izzy in season 3:

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Just thinking things: what if Hornigold does check into their inn in season 3...

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8 episodes really just wasn't enough. It felt way too rushed and the story could've been told so much more organically and beautifully with 10 eps. I wish we could've seen more of the crew. I'm happy with how Ed and Stede's storyline went this season although I would've liked to see a bit more casual intimacy.

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One thing I won't forgive Max for is the amount of spoilers we've already seen in BTS videos. It wasn't hard to put 1 and 1 together, therefore I wasn't surprised. I know they've suddenly seen the light in terms of it being one of their most successful shows but in their need for constant advertising they spoiled way too much.

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I'm convinced seagull Buttons will bring back Izzy in season 3.

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Ed is definitely having flashbacks to the night before when he got "well and truly docked" by Stede.

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I live here now

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