#customer from hell

[smooth-crimminal]

Just thinking things: what if Hornigold does check into their inn in season 3...

[speedrasure]

It only took having to explain this 18 times a day for me to go work in a coffee shop that doesn’t deal with sizes at all. Hallelujah. 

[lifeatthefrontdesk]

Guest: so I see here online that you have a heated in-ground pool. What temperature is it kept at?

Me: 82 degrees.

Guest: that's hardly what I'd consider heated that's COLD!

Me: ?!?!?!!!!???

[dumbbullet]

lady: can you tell me where the lotion is?

me: yes ma'am its-

lady: i need you to show me.

me:yes maam it's right over here *takes lady to a section of shelves that is lotion top to bottom*

lady: no I need lotion

me: this is all our lotion. Do you the brand you're looking for?

lady: it's lotion.

me: well this is all we -

lady: what's in that green bottle?

me: that's Vaseline brand.

lady: that's lotion?

me: yes

lady: what's that brown one?

me: it's cocoa butter.

lady: is it lotion?

me: yes.

lady:is it white?

me: *squirts some into hand* yes.

lady: what's it smell like?

me: *holds out bottle*

lady: no let me smell your hand

me: *reluctantly does that*

lady: what's that blue one?

me: you wouldn't believe this, but it's lotion.

lady: *looks around corner* oh! Is this lotion?

me: yes. Yes. That's lotion. Everything on this shelf is lotion this is the lotion section. That one right there is lotion. Lotion sometimes comes in different colored bottles but i assure you its lotion.

lady:...

lady:...

lady: is this lotion too?

me: yes ma'am here you are I'll put it in your buggy have a nice day I hope your skin is very very soft

[lifeatthefrontdesk]

If you ask someone a question

Try shutting the fuck up so they can answer you 🙃🙃🙃

[spotted-washcloth]

There was this time a pipe burst and started to flood the whole servery. It want possible to get someone to come in and fix it that day and we also we're not allowed to close. So, we had half the people working on making and serving food, while half of us tried to contain and mop up water. I would like to make it clear that this is a safety hazard.

Anyway during the commotion, some orders got mixed up and someone left with the wrong order. The dude whose order it was demanded a refund and the guy on till was having a hard time finding the right order. So, I had to try and help him while trying to mop up an endless stream of water. And the dude was getting so annoyed "you're losing a valuable customer here".

it took all the willpower I had to not say "then leave. See if I care. I just work here". Can you not see that we're really struggling with this flood. Like it sucks your order was taken and we're a little slow dealing with the problem. But again, THE SERVERY IS FLOODING!!! Cut us some slack. We doing the best we can under the circumstances. We shouldn't even be open.

[eddiesasspbrak]

So I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned before that I’m an out of work hair stylist trying to start my own business because interacting with and touching strangers has become very stressful as of late for me. I cut my mom’s hair for free because she is letting me live with her rent free while I figure out my next step (and because she’s my mom and I would do it anyway). I have two older sisters, one who is about to be 35 later this month (the one I am close to) and one who is 40 but acts like a child. From September to December, the 40yo and her three kids (4, 11, and 12) moved in with us and because of her those 4 months were hell on earth for me. My nieces and nephew were in no way the problem, it was all her. So, my nephew’s hair was getting long and annoying him so I gave him a trim and a fade, the way he always wears his hair. He liked it, it looked fine. She stood there the entire time (with no knowledge of what I was doing or how to cut mens hair) and criticized what I was doing. Then when I was done and after he showered, she went through is hair and looked for mistakes and things to comment on. Not even a week later, his dad came to visit and decided to go get his own hair cut at a salon while he was here. My sister told him to take their son to spend time with him. When he came back, his hair had been cut even shorter and my sister didn’t look through it or anything, just started gushing about how good it looked. Then she couldn’t understand why I was mad and why i was hesitant to cut her hair. When I finally gave in and cut her hair, I told her exactly how much I had to cut off to remove her split ends (less than an inch) and she said ok. Then, it was all about how it was too short and uneven (it wasn’t). Meanwhile, she was blonde. Like fully blonde but convinced she just had highlights (natural brunette but totally blonde just from highlights? ok) and she wanted to go back to her natural color. It took awhile for me to get to the hair store because of money and covid and she kept throwing tantrums over it. So I finally get the color, match her roots perfectly, but apparently it’s too dark. Then she comes for a visit this weekend and GUESS WHAT. She’s blonde again. I will never do her hair or her kids hair ever again. If you’re going to actually pay someone to do it anyway when I’m done, GO TO THEM FIRST

[undeadhousewife]

So I'm having to clean out my ancient basement this week and unearthed the most.. OK Boomer thing ever. There was a stack of these tucked away in the canning cupboard, as if they were made to be handed out to every server who dare not cater to Mr. Nice Guy