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thorffour-deactivated20190920

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thorffour-deactivated20190920

I found more on this:

homofied

avegetariancannibal

It horrified me the first time I heard someone say they were dropping off their pet to be put to sleep because they “found it too painful.” My dog died in a hospital overnight without me and I would give literally anything to go back in time to be with him even for five minutes. I’d sell my kidneys! I’d sell your kidneys! DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE IF YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO BE THE LAST THING YOUR ANIMAL SEES?

shalrath

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your

fUCK

Randomly watching marvel movies is so confusing. Who is this red man.

pukicho

Mario

valeria2067

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

digoxin-purpurea

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210

Oddly inspiring

moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

femonologue

The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.

No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.

femonologue

Every once in a while, when I’m feeling down, I go and look at the notes on this post and they make me feel a lot better. This is the energy I want to carry into 2018.

fireupthebatmobile

WAIT there’s actually a myth about this where some (Greek?) king hears a prophecy that his son will kill him but ignores it and raises him as normal but when he’s playing discus with his son the discus hits his foot and he gets gangrene and dies someone help I can’t remember who it is BUT IT HAPPENED AND ITS NOT OEDIPIS OR PERSEUS

sp00pykat-deactivated20190129

It is actually Perseus, his father had sent him away (not killed him) and he didn’t know Perseus was back, just like Perseus didn’t know it was his father, and as he was taking part in some sort of contest he threw the discus and accidentally killed his father, but because he was feeling guilty he exchanged his ‘kingdom’ with a friend’s