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So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking”

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Because one person was doing all the work and they got tired of it.

A reminder.

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I never write on here because I'm lazy but I thought I would since today was a nice day. So we both work and we have fallen into a routine of switching off going to each other's houses, eating dinner, going to the gym, watching 1 episode of whatever show we are watching on Netflix, then laying in bed to rest or talk about our day. After that, we go back to our own house by 11. The weekends are times when we get to be outside and break the routine for once. So today, he wanted to get dimsum. I love getting dimsum basically for the mango pudding lol after dimsum we went on a scenic drive through the hills and ended up in a random city by the water that had a few. We were going to go on a adventure down this one path we saw but I spotted a creepy RV and we both thought it was a good idea to head back. We got into the car drove around in the hills some more and headed to the mall to run some quick errands. We bought tickets to warped tour and bought some other things. We went home and watched a movie with my parents, had dinner, went on a hike through the hills as the sun set, went back home and watched a new movie with my parents, then rested. Okay I'm tired of writing lol

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have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u

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i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.

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both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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This 17-Year-Old Cat Is The Laziest Internet Star In Japan

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Give it up for @CardsAgstHrsmt. She’s calling out guys who shame women for posting sexy selfies … by tweeting their obnoxious comments alongside their own shirtless selfies. One guy even brought his sister into it.

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This is my favorite thing ever.

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have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

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I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway.

So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

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Today, I fucked up... by saving my husband

I once thought my husband was falling out of bed, so I grabbed him tenderly, cuddled into him and sweetly said “It’s okay darling, I’ve got you…”

That’s what half-asleep-me thought I was doing, anyway. In reality, I threw my palm onto his face like the Facehugger alien and screamed incoherently into his ear.

Also, he wasn’t falling out of bed.