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[poorgirlinpoorworld]

Done 👌

Navi Ivy Trio

[ssseashell]

ivy trio text posts (+ newtmas) (5/?)

[a5-newt]

Teresa, Newt, and Thomas

(Minho is the one who took the picture, Gally is laughing his ass off)

[imwa-art]

hey guys here's a 17 page shit ass thominewt comic I made at 1 am because I can't get over them

i hope you guys understand when i say that minho 100% deserves to have his stupid bumass dont think straight moments alright he is much goofier than he likes to come off as

[madieflaw]

*ivy trio group chat*

Minho: goodnight homos

Minho: homies*

Minho: eh same thing

Newt: …

Thomas: …

[ssseashell]

I fear this is them..

[the-glades-garden]

Ivy Trio Headcanons

Some of these are honestly just random

- minho sort of has a crush on both of them, but he refuses to admit it and he insists that it’s platonic

- newt is gay (obviously canon), thomas is bi, and minho is pan

- they definitely see who could beat each in other in a playful fist fight on a regular basis

- minho has never felt what it’s like to have a crush on someone, but thomas and newt make his stomach do somersaults

- the three of them have movie nights and newt always picks the most boring options possible

- thomas loves ladybugs

- they once built a treehouse in the glade. minho pretended to gag when newt and thomas kissed, but in reality, he sort of wondered what it would feel like to have someone

- thomas tries to make breakfast sometimes, and then proceeds to burn the food

- minho might be a runner, but he definitely fell for newt and thomas

- the wildest trio you’ll ever meet

- they play tag together like little kids sometimes

- newt knows how to use a bow and arrow. Since he doesn’t have much use of one leg, I feel like he’d learn how to use his advantage of distance.

- the world is ending before their eyes, but their ivy is stronger than the flare ever will be

[dragonkittycatty]

Happy Pride to all of tmr tumblr

the Glader polycule is here to burrow into your ears and make you write yaoi...

[justpeaxchy]

I have one genuine question

Why are they BOTH sitting like that in front of Thomas. What are they trying to do........

[extremebookreader]

nobody: 

newt randomly sassing the sass king:

“pretty sure we just arrived in bloody hell. always thought you’d end up here, Minho, but not me.” -the scorch trials

[ultimategazer]

Minho, after saying the same thing as Thomas: great minds think alike!

Newt: incorrect. neither of you think at all

[fluorescent0adolescent]

they escaped the maze in a week. A WEEK. so I thought this would bring some giggles.

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[darlingofdots]

okay but Shane takes a hit late in the game and doesn't return so in the post-game presser somebody (they're new, they don't know any better, they will never make this mistake again) asks Ilya "how's Hollander's head" and Ilya experiences every emotion at once as he wrestles with the lingering terror of seeing the love of his life take five seconds too long to get up (he's fine) and also the sheer delight at being offered this perfect, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on a silver platter

[darlingofdots]

and with absolutely heroic effort, ilya says something entirely boring and appropriate about concussions, can't be too careful but thankfully nothing to worry about this time, Hollander will be back in time to crush the Pamphlets, yada yada, because he is a good husband and respects Shane's boundaries, and then they're walking to the car to finally go home and Shane is holding an icepack and there are still a couple reporters milling about and some asshole yells "hey Hollander, you sure your head's okay?"

and Shane looks directly into their phone camera and says, "I don’t know, you'll have to ask my husband"

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[gayteensupreme]

I'm going to address a specific set of notes in this post (without indicating who wrote them) because it's a valuable insight into criticisms of this post. Also keep in mind broadly that this post is a JOKE it's supposed to be FUNNY. But also I'm not stupid enough to think jokes aren't a very effective way to communicate and persuade.

"This is like saying female-owned businesses mean nothing because J.K Rowling is a businesswoman". Incredibly, that's exactly what I'm saying. I applaud this critique for correctly identifying how my stance might be applied elsewhere.

But what I would ask is this: do you not remember how JKR (being a successful female author and businesswoman) was lauded as a feminist hero during the peak of the books' success which allowed her to make a large part of modern feminism incredibly TERF-y because of her influence? Because I think we should all do well to remember that.

Interestingly, this critique then goes on to make my entire point for me, albeit maybe slightly more charitably than I. It goes on to say "queer people are not a monolith" and that we should inform ourselves as to who owns these businesses. Yes! Yes! This is my point! Relying purely on identity politics to judge whether businesses (and people) are good or not is bad!

It closes out by saying big corps "don't count" when talking about queer-owned businesses. Honestly? Yeah, I agree. Most of the time, people are talking about small queer-owned businesses. That is because this post is a joke. I have applied the label of "queer-owned business" to some businesses the label is not usually applied to to point out the limits of identity politics in business.

Corporations are not your friends. Small businesses can be your friends, and they are closer to your level than Big Corporations - but that doesn't mean they always will be.

[meiinoe]

sunrise

[ghostskies]

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