&quot;Defective products are not needed...&quot;

An angry robot is standing there with arms folded across her chest, glaring at Alexiel.

"Awh, what’s wrong?" he totally knows what’s wrong.

#ic #theirregulargod #neji protection squad #l type

"Oh, don’t give me that ‘aw’ garbage," she hisses. "What the hell do you think you’re doing?!"

[[I was about to go to sleep and then the combo of Neji and Alexiel woke Haguruma up.

Especially Neji.

She's such a presh dork.]]

#outofthefactory

Here. Have a Haguruma.

"Evening, Haguruma," she calls, butchering the name in her Marlon accent. "Have a good day?"

---

"I don’t think there’s ever any other Neji; she’s always happy. And in any case, any Neji is a good Neji, you know."

"That’s true enough. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her more upset than a pout." Michelle giggled. "But super happy Nejis are the best."

#ic #no octopus for me #she would not cooperate but i would like to huggle her too

"That is also true. I'm glad she can be so happy."

Bored Haguruma noises.

"Oh, hello, Miss Ray of Sunshine."

---

"Don’t even joke about that,” she says shortly. “That’s a horrible thing to joke about.” The world is awful enough. Without Neji, there would be absolutely nothing good to it.

And, well, L-Type.

Maybe.

But mostly Neji.

"But fine, I see your point. But it doesn’t make it any better."

"My, is that a sore spot for you?" he laughs a little, waving a hand dismissively. A bit quieter, he adds, "Don’t worry, I wouldn’t let anything happen to you two," he hopes she doesn’t hear that.

"It’s kinda funny how you spend so much time with that girl, and she’s your complete opposite, but you’re still as pessimistic as ever."

#ic #theirregulargod #l type

"Shut the hell up," she glares.

"Well, come on, who am I supposed to hang around with? A box of spare springs? Oh, or maybe an empty box! Or, I don't know, someone like me who I can actually talk to and help and stuff? That sounds good."

"And my attitude is none of your business. Even if she doesn't know what it's like out there, I do. And I'm not going to be the one to break it to her." Not to mention how cute she is when she's thinking of just what might be out there. Haguruma doesn't want to see her when she sees the world for what it is.

Here. Have a Haguruma.

"Evening, Haguruma," she calls, butchering the name in her Marlon accent. "Have a good day?"

---

The doll smiled when she heard the other’s name.

"She’s good. A little hyper, but what’s new, really? I still don’t get why she thinks being outside is so amazing, but as long as she’s having fun, you know?"

Michelle couldn’t help but smile, too– Talk about a cute pair!

"It might be more fun to be that hyper, I wonder. A happy Neji is a good Neji, though."

#ic #no octopus for me #precious lesbiandroids

"I don't think there's ever any other Neji; she's always happy. And in any case, any Neji is a good Neji, you know."

What if I was talking about the other lesbiandroid?

"Then she is fine, too."

#ic #anonymous #ask #Anonymous #Ask

Bored Haguruma noises.

"Oh, hello, Miss Ray of Sunshine."

---

"You would be, too, if you were stuck in this stupid place."

"Oh, come on, it’s not that bad. You could be dead by now, y’know. Or you could be completely alone and without Neji or myself as companions.”