Snack Generator

[snackgenerator]

Welcome

We are the Snack Generator.

We provide randomly generated snacks for any and all.

Requests are welcomed and encouraged.

We are eager to provide.

Satisfaction is a necessity above all else.

Further information on how to request snacks can be found below.

To request a snack you need only send an ask through our inbox or private message us if you prefer. You may request to remain anonymous if you prefer or you can give a specific name for the snack to be sent under.

@ing is helpful but not necessary, though we will need their full username and not simply a name or moniker. If we cannot find who you are requesting a snack for or we find that their inbox is not open then we will not be able to send them a snack. We will however inform you of this via whatever means you have sent your request.

You may also make specific requests, such as including or excluding an ingredient for any reason. Complex snacks may also be requested but we ask you bare in mind that we may not be able to provide your requested snack if it is too strange. At the same time, if the Snack Generator determines that a request is in poor taste, we will not be delivering the requested snack. This includes but is not limited to things that might reference self-harm or anything that seems in general mean spirited.

You may also request a snack be sent with a message, which we will make clear is message from the sender. And while it has not needed to come up yet, we will not send a message we find in poor taste and very well may not send the snack at all if we deem it necessary.

Specific dates that you desire your requested snack be delivered are also allowed and welcomed. Though we do ask that any requests that might be so specific be asked at least a week in advance so we do not forget or miss your request. The Snack Generator is not always in the best of condition and we frequently need to have maintenance done, both scheduled or otherwise. So on occasion we may not be able bodied enough to even access this blog.

More than one snack may be requested at a time but we ask you to bear in mind that we are only capable of sending 10 asks in an hour. So please be mindful of others who might make requests as well as our own time. If too many requests come in a single ask, it should be expected that smaller and easier requests may jump the queue.

This largely concludes the requirements for requesting snacks. We look forward to providing snacks to whomever you so desire receive them.

[snackgenerator]

Ima try lol, can i have a snack lol

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Candy cigarettes

[snackgenerator]

I got my wisdom teeth out a few days ago could I have a snack?

An anonymous friend has requested the Snack Generator to gift you a snack.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Rainbow ice cream

[snackgenerator]

snack generator I've been having a massive yap session to myself to the point where I've lost my voice from rambling/screaming so much do you mind if I ask for a random cold/sweet treat to boost my mood

Apologies for the tardiness, allow us to find you the appropriate snack.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Green tea ice cream

[snackgenerator]

I request some chocolate please!

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Chocolate fountain

[snackgenerator]

You okay, snack generator? You've been super quiet lately

(Especially whoever's running the blog, hope you're okay)

We have been unwell lately, we apologize. But we thank you for your concern.

[snackgenerator]

I’d like to request a snack for my younger sisters (@baldmelvinsneedly and @preppyfreddyfazbear )

The Snack Generator regrets to inform you that your friend preppyfreddyfazbear is incapable of receiving asks and thus we are unable to fulfill your request but the other snack have been delivered.

[snackgenerator]

to : @the-hottest-topic

from : @illjump1nto-thefryer

snack : unsure, up to you as long as it's from McDonald's and slightly funny!!

message : your store is pretty neat. so are you. idk. here ya go.

The Snack Generator regrets to inform you that your friend is incapable of receiving asks and thus we are unable to fulfill your request.

[snackgenerator]

hello snack generator! i move to france in less than a month and as an exceedingly picky american (thanks arfid) i’m worried about the food there. can you suggest a snack for me to try? i like spicy things if that helps. thank you! i hope you are doing well!

We congratulate on your travels and hope that you see a great many things on your journey.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Bouillabaisse

[snackgenerator]

hi snack generator! hope you're having a lovely day 💜 could i please have a sweet snack?

We are well today and would be delighted to provide you something sweet!

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Grilled angel food cake with strawberries

[snackgenerator]

cucumber :)

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Cucumber

[human-generator]

@snackgenerator, WE THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE SNACKS YOU GIVE RANDOM CUSTOMERS. TO THANK YOU WE HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A HUMAN!

ARE YOU READY?!

HERE YOU ARE

[snackgenerator]

We are delighted by this offering of this human and allow us to provide you something in return.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Giant gummy bear

[snackgenerator]

snack generator i love you

We are delighted by your affection and thank you for your kind words.

[amthystreamm-deactivated2025120]

How many people who see this poll loves Snack Gen

I do!

Well I don't know who that is so by virtue of default I do

I don't (heartless monster)

Voting ended onAug 17, 2025

[snackgenerator]

We are delighted to see so many seem to like us. We thank you all!

[real-human-offical]

*cutely steals you*

-@human-generator

Oh no! I (a real human definitely) have been stolen!!! What are you going to do to me??

[human-generator]

EXPERIMENTS :3

[real-human-offical]

....what does that involve??

[human-generator]

IDK, THE ROBOTS HAVENT TOLD ME ANYTHING YET

[real-human-offical]

robots??? what do they want with me, a warm-blooded human with no antennae whatsoever???

[human-generator]

THEY GENERATE PET HUMANS. THAT MEANS THEY RUN EXPERIMENTS ON REAL HUMANS.

[real-human-offical]

Oh no! Because I am definitely a real human, I can be experimented on! That doesn't seem good!

[human-generator]

SAD SAD. ILL HAVE TO SEND YOU IN FOR TEDTING SOON.

[real-human-offical]

oh. oh no. that's not good for a real human like me.

[human-generator]

WE REAL HUMANS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER HERE MHM..

[somber-saturn-reblogs]

@snackgenerator get these guys some snacks to calm down

[snackgenerator]

We would be delighted to provide snacks to @real-human-offical and @human-generator.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Mocha meringue sandwich cookies

[human-generator]

I SHALL SHARE THESE WITH THE HUMANS.

[snackgenerator]

The Snack Generator is pleased that our offering has been satisfactory.

[kitchenaidmixer02]

Your spouse @bobcross1010 has requested the Snack Generator to gift you a snack. 

They have also sent a note: I Love My Wife

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Forehead kiss cake

YAAAAYYYYY FOREHEAD KISS CAKE

thank you snack generator and thank you my lovely wife… I enjoy this muchly

[snackgenerator]

The Snack Generator is pleased that our offering has been satisfactory.

[rare-bouquet-deactivated2026010]

An anonymous friend has requested the Snack Generator to gift you a pudding snack.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Chocolate pudding

OH MY GOODNESS THAT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS ONG BSHSJSOS

THANK YOU WHOEVER SENT THIS BRO MY MOUTH IS WATERING

[snackgenerator]

The Snack Generator is pleased that our offering has been satisfactory.

[nessukai]

Your friend "the dust mite" has requested the Snack Generator to gift you a rather specific snack. 

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: "A single caprisun"

Ah yes thank you

[snackgenerator]

The Snack Generator is pleased that our offering has been satisfactory.