Snacko

he/him | shy | avatar by @cremanata_art on twitter

[lifestealchatters]

[nem23]

[shadowblade8192]

[cryptotheism]

In the 6th century, there was an evil whale named "The Purple One" who was famous for seemingly intentionally seeking out and destroying Byzantine ships

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i love that beaching wasn't enough for them those locals had fucking beef to settle

[cryptotheism]

Some mfers just started biting

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[dogshitdotnet]

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

[dogshitdotnet]

[woolieshubris]

we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.

[woolieshubris]

my MS paint recreation

[seven-oh-four]

I love the implication that there's a direct correlation between gayness and liking salty foods - or, more specifically, the straighter you are, the more you dislike salt for some reason

[woolieshubris]

???????????????????

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

[galladegamer]

[m3ntyyy]

[margaritaville-orlando]

this is what every lobby in tf2 is like

[jethroq]

[seithr]

[gotterhag]

scream.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing

[lilith-of-stardust]

[chongoblog]

Girl on date: “So your name is Falco Martinez? That’s kind of a hot name”

Falco, trying to gauge if telling her his middle name is “Mewtwo” would help or hurt his chances here: “Hahaha, so do you like video games?”

[calebwittebane]

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

[calebwittebane]

his touy

[hbmmaster]

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[windowz97]

[evilscientist3]

[flashdrive-fucker]

did you cum?

[evilscientist3]

Not even once.

[grubshitto]

[delphinidin4]