life's best mine canary

[misspickman]

my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

[misspickman]

they are like lovers to me

[misspickman]

an addition from bsky

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 13

[dogpuppy]

[hxgrl]

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

[angstandfags]

well why were YOU there huh

[hxgrl]

[sagasolejma]

[ferninmeadow]

Periodic reminder that Chumbawamba was a one hit wonder because the rest of their songs are raging against injustice and fascism and the radios don't want to play that

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[erodingsinner]

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

[mynameiskleiosgirl]

Laws of attraction and meyers-briggs

[loveridden1999]

[tsunflowers]

the thing with romance for me is that you need to convince me through behavior and dialogue that the characters enjoy spending time with each other and seek each other out. even with enemies to lovers a foundation of mutual respect goes a long way. you can be like "he's the youngest ever general of the dragon slaying guild and I'm secretly a dragon, but he's the best swordsman I've ever fought and our sparring matches are the only thing that make me feel alive ever since my family was killed." if he implies something similar then bam, you have a reason for the two of them to hang out even though one of them knows it's dangerous. you can't be like "he's a dragon slayer and he's mean to me all the time but the flex of his arms when he swings his sword is just too sexy." it does not matter how many times you have your protagonist say "I shouldn't be drawn to him... but I am" if you never show a real moment of connection between them that draws them together

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[depsidase]

[lew-basnight]

I feel like people who are assholes about homeless people have never had a single moment of self-reflection in their lives. If you had to leave your home right now with only what you could carry, what would you take? A pet? Important documents? Medical supplies or medication? Mementoes of people you love who are gone? How much of your life can you fit into a duffle bag or a backpack? What if you’ve only got some garbage bags?

And what happens when you get rousted by the cops from whatever doorway or bench or dry corner you manage to find? You get thrown in the back of a squad car or forced out of an area by men with clubs and gas masks. Those treasures you grabbed? Those final few most important memories of your life— those are gone now. Forever. Now you’ve got the clothes you’re wearing, clothes you’ve probably been wearing and sleeping in for a couple of days

People who advocate against the homeless or think they should be thrown in jail or worse, i have no time for your bullshit. But I still wouldn’t wish homelessness on you

[seven-winged-liar]

the whole 'nobody would miss me if i were gone' line of reasoning is so completely and mindblowingly false, it's almost laughable if you take a couple steps back. there's a lady at work who has been there for maybe two or three weeks and has only talked to me a handful of times, ask where the necklace i usually wear went. another person asked where i was cause i wasn't scheduled for about a week. i regularly think of friends who have deactivated their accounts or who i've lost contact with and what id tell them. i still think about people i haven't talked to for years even though i didn't know them well. people still think about you even if you're a passing specter on the street. and that's not even holding a candle to how much the people who are personally involved in your life care. people do notice and care. all the time. it might be hard to see it or remember it but people do care. ily.

[val-does-stuff]

You may think you have left the picture, but you never even left the frame.

[furryprovocateur]

no amount of monetization or algorithm favoritism will have me call it unalive or seggs or grape

[furryprovocateur]

generally speaking if doing something makes an advertiser angry you should do it and keep doing it

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[queersona]

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

[virtualgirladvance]

Cuntula

[mysticalalleycat]

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

[funny-tik-toks]

[drtanner]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it, etc., etc.