Ohoho, internet mail. The guiltiest of all mails

Snail/Buggies, They/Them

[swagophile]

I went to noob island and nobody recognized you. They said you haven't been the same ever since you went Pro. Some even said you became Hacker. I don't know who you are anymore.

[dragongirlsnout]

you wish to use "toys" in the bedroom? how childish. we shall instead wield tools tonight. bring me wraithguard, for i have need of it.

[cannibalchicken]

[carrydeckcrane]

actually i hate normies for projecting both racism and sexism onto cats. there is no difference in the personalities of "boy" and "girl" cats and the color of a cat's coat doesnt effect its personality either. it depends on the cat. every cat has a different personality based on how it was raised and where and what its parents were like. and its all little quirky tiktoks like pov you have a boy cat 😍😍😍 girl cats are all so bitchy and mean 😒 i will kill you with a gun

[oneheadtoanother]

[mortalityplays]

hi, what the fuck was I going through the last time I used pinterest

[3liza]

send me all the information you have

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[vetchtibbles]

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

[vetchtibbles]

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[papayajuan2019]

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[cryptixotic]

the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

I think it’s beautiful when what you loved doing when you were 6 finds you again when you’re in your 20s or 30s or 40s or 50s or 60s or 70s or 80s or 90s or

[earth-dancer]

ur first playthrough of yakuza 0 is fuckin wild if youve never played a yakuza game before (like me) like u start the game n ur playin as this kiryu guy who everyone says is the main character so ur like ok cool. u fuck around with some side missions. maybe sing some karaoke or do some disco with kiryus pal nishiki. theyre both fuckin nerds. u love them anyway. its fun. u play the main story. u get to this cutscene with this guy wearin an eyepatch. ur like oh shit its the other guy on the cover of the game. hes so cool. n then the game makes u play as him. hes so fuckin cool. this bitch. majima. I bet he has a dramatic ass sad backstory. then the games shows u his dramatic ass sad backstory n ur like shit. I love this sad eyepatch man. Ill kill this wrinkly old sagawa piss drinking fuck. but majima is so sad and u miss kiryu n nishiki. u miss karaoke. then u figure out u can do karaoke with majima n ur like oh shit yes. u go to the karaoke bar alone bc majima has no friends. thats sad. theres only 1 song available. its called 24 hour cinderella. ur expecting it to be some deep angsty shit bc majima is tragic n sad n lonely. u hit play. its a pop song. hmm. majima has a good voice. then next thing u know majima is doin backflips in a pair of roller skates. hes also wearin a holographic glittery suit. there are rainbow hearts n stars in the background. u dont care about nishiki or kiryu anymore

[pinniposting]

me when the pipe fairies are speaking to me

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[johnny-depp-is-loved]

I think it’s beautiful when what you loved doing when you were 6 finds you again when you’re in your 20s or 30s or 40s or 50s or 60s or 70s or 80s or 90s or

[cottoncandylesbo]

how to tell your friends you know theyre all secretly sick and tired of you and will soon leave you for dead ? and is it going to rain, tomorrow

[hotvampireadjacent]