mike did nothing wrong.

♡she/her they/them | 26 | spoonie 🥄 | bisexual♡ my blog is just like my life: a mess

[foodguy-blog]

International Man of Food

[ewaneneollav]

Just because this guys not up to his old tricks anymore doesnt mean hes worth any less. Dont let yourself forget what this man represents.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[omtai]

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[windowsdestruction]

joyous well pay the man wednesday to my friends and followers

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[bungerc0re]

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[kosmogrl]

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[nitw]

compilation of penny snapcube getting scared by bad al because im actually fucking dying

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ummm that's literally just lovebait. she only made those cookies because she loves you and knows you will enjoy them

[winonaparadise]

northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

[saracastically]

Hii! I hope you'll have a lovely evening dude! Working late sucks

someone gave this thing bills and emails wtf

[mistawolfie]

-slaps horse- this baby can cure depressions God hasn’t even invented yet

[fortunebewithme]

myfirst uma art…….. come on she freaking got 14th place she deserves a celebratory desert