mike did nothing wrong.

♡she/her they/them | 26 | spoonie 🥄 | bisexual♡ my blog is just like my life: a mess

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

[rickybabyboy]

you forgot the attacking and violence

[hutch2much]

babble obliterates sophie in a single instance with her fuckign mind powers

[yugirimistwalker]

[foodguy-blog]

International Man of Food

[ewaneneollav]

Just because this guys not up to his old tricks anymore doesnt mean hes worth any less. Dont let yourself forget what this man represents.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[omtai]

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[windowsdestruction]

joyous well pay the man wednesday to my friends and followers

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[bungerc0re]

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[kosmogrl]

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[nitw]

compilation of penny snapcube getting scared by bad al because im actually fucking dying

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ummm that's literally just lovebait. she only made those cookies because she loves you and knows you will enjoy them