Grass Snake

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[snake1893]

Engineer: Hey doc, nice hat.

Medic: Oh thank you, I grew it myself.

[skelal]

you already know what tf going on!!

[snake1893]

"Guys wait up, I had to grab my sunhat!"

Scp-173 does not care for the sun due to the fact that it's exterior is already in a state of flaking off.

I Don't know if I like this version better or the original line drawing better.

[snake1893]

Old draw and yes those are googly eye glasses.

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Hat for peanut

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I decided to draw few funny moments from SCP: Secret Labratory.

[snake1893]

Scp: Secret labratory

2nd session

Another list of wierd things I've been witness to.

Three 939's discussing the best way to "saute" a D-class for their party

10 moldy boys

A dysfunctional family composed of three zombies, the Plague doctor, Uncle Larry, and Great Grandma 096 on a tour of the facility

Being forcibly sacrificed to appease the "Elevator God's"

Watching NTF go down an elevator only to have it come back up filled with zombies

[snake1893]

Scp: Secret labratory

In 4 hours, I witnessed

Three D-class only saying "Hello there"

Two homosexual Scp's making out at Gate B

An akward elevator ride with Scp-096

Five, O-5 key cards on one D-class

3 Scp's dying to electrocution in a single file line

Scp-106's pocket dimension or "Uncle Larry's, No-No cave"

Then I cried into my radio for help until the battery died. It was fun.

[snake1893]

Scout and Relationships

Scout: Geez, I don't want Miss. Pauling to think I'm some kind of slut. From now on im going to be "Obstinent"

Spy: You mean Abstinent.

Scout: Absinthe?

Spy: Abstinent.

Scout: Absent?

Spy: I will stab you.

Bonus:

Scout: I promise to only date Miss Pauling!

Spy: That shouldn't be difficult for you.

Scout: Hey thanks Spy. Wait, what?

[snake1893]

Scout, Pyro and Demoman playing poker

Pyro: *raises*

Scout: I'll call, Demo?

Demo: huh?

Scout: it's your turn.

Demo: Oh right *places an UNO skip card on the table* Go again Scout.

Pyro: *muffled sigh*

Scout: You know this might go a lot better if any of us actually knew, how to play poker.

[snake1893]

Dovakhin: I am this world's greatest warrior. I have slain mythical and legendary beats alike. I've Rode upon the back of winged serpents and have met with the very God's of this realm.

Lydia: I still don't care, get in the river and clean yourself. You reak of adventure and work!

dovahkiin: *attempting to resist* But it's cold and wet!

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"Robots cannot be burned, they are not flammable"

Engineer, moments before being shown by pyro that robots are, indeed, flammable

[snake1893]

Demoman: *sighs*

Scout: what's wrong with you?

Demoman: I just can't stop thinking about all the Scrumpy I haven't drunk yet. All those flavors!

Scout: forget I asked.

[snake1893]

Pyro is curious

Demoman: I'm telling ya, I heard it in here.

*Demoman and Engineer enter a dark kitchen holding lanterns*

Engineer: you saw a flashing light too?

Demoman: Yeah and It got real cold, like a draft got in.

*a dim light comes on and a cold mist fills the room revealing pyro standing in front of the refrigerator slowly opening and closing the door*

Demoman: What's it doing?

Engineer: *sighs* trying to see if the light stays on after the door is closed.

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Pulse: Hey guys this is a flaccid zone. I'm gunna need you all to remain as flaccid as possible. It screws up my sensors if you get a boner.

Rook: Okay

Bandit: Understood

*Caveria, dragging an attacker away*

Caveria: TOO LATE!

[snake1893]

An alternative outcome for this scene

[jukeball]

uh yea how do I fucking get rid of it