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I am obsessed with Anthropologie again :,) This was my first time lifting at & Other Stories! I’ve been lusting after this dress for a while☺️💕 I wish I could have gotten more, but I was more testing the security of the store than anything else😋

💗Anthropologie💗

• Rose quartz face roller - £21.00

• Opal face roller - £21.00

• Beaded heart purse - £20.00

• Beaded velvet Leo purse - £26.00

• Embellished pearl earrings - £34.00

• Shining star hoop earrings - £38.00

• Blue druzy earrings - £34.00

• Sparkle drop earrings - £34.00

• Embellished leaf gold headband - £34.00

• Moon and stars blue velvet headband - £34.00

• Jewelled-bee striped headband - £32.00

• Rainbow-jewelled headband - £38.00

• Quartier black and berry dress - £128.00

• Lorelai black ruffle dress - £98.00

💗Paperchase💗

• Black velvet bug notebook - £14.00

💗Zara💗

• White ruffle black velvet dress - £49.95

• Contrast black lace dress - £49.95

💗& Other Stories💗

• Velvet pearl-button mini dress - £69.00

lyftyng

another little haul! It was supposed to be christmas presents but I ended up keeping most of it oops.

surprised I didn’t get sussed at päpêrçhasē tbh. forever grateful for jackets with deep pockets!! they really are a lifesaver haha

luckily I managed to find an I tagged shirt I liked at üø! they had a dress I really wanted but I don’t have a magnet :(

apart from that, I’m really happy with this haul!

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shâręd eärth

rose quartz - 99p (x3)

selenite - £2.99

pápërchãšé

washi tape singles - £3 (x3)

washi tape pack - £8

mini canvas 3 pack - £1.25

gold diamond paperclips - £3

deer push pins - £3.50

big push pins - £3.50

narwhal wire lights - £10

ūrbån øutfittërś

mixed metals sheet mask - £4 (x5)

ohii lip jelly - £8 (x3)

ohii treasure eyeshadow pallet - £20

ohii magic hour eyeshadow pallet - £20

forget me not cherub t-shirt - £24

multi layer necklace - £14

firefly lights - £12

bødŷ shöp

pink grapefruit soap - £2.50

rust bronze metal eye liquid - £8

star stamp liner - £8

not pictured: mint aero chocolate bar - £1

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✨total✨ - £197.71

lyftyng

small Ürbãn Óutf1ttêrs haul! sorry for the bad pictures 💕

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heart hoop earrings - £12

snake statement earrings - £16

peach lip tint - £8

double heart earrings - £10

small rose gold planter - £4

rose gold matte watering can planter - £10

hoop and stud earring pack - £14

charcoal under eye mask - £3 (x3)

water bottle - £12

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✨total✨ - £95

lyftfordays

Sneak peek yall

lyftfordays

Sneak peek yall

snakeliftr

How did you get the septum rings?? Mine always has them locked up! I'm jealous.

lift-fever

modernnbonnie

So here’s the deal y'all

Some days I can clean out Sephora in under 5 minutes without any problem and the SAs thank me for coming in while I walk out with hundreds of dollars worth of product

Other days I get some SA who decides to stalk me even when I don’t act sus and they’ll be up on me like a police officer on a donut and I can’t even snag a lipstick

And that’s okay. Even the best lifters have off days. Don’t push yourself in dangerous situations. Listen to your gut and stay safe!

modernnbonnie

reblog this for you kiddos

nightingalethemagpie

Lifted some holiday earrings with fake ass security devices and overpriced Grinch themed nail polish, because apparently marketers never read the book or seen the first two movies with their anti-commercialist messages. But they sparkled. And I am a sparkle slut.

This was about $20. Told you they were overpriced.

liftingria

Hey fellas is it ethical to bust someone for lifting when they’re racist literally within earshot?

They’re two girls my age who always come into where I work and they’re frankly terrible at it

liftingria

Guys I did it

So here’s someone else’s caught story

This time one of the girls was with a different friend. I recognised the first girl’s purple hair streak instantly though. My manager already knows about them

Her friend kept looking up at the ceiling for cams, even though purple streak been here before multiple times (seriously, memorise your blindspots).

I told my manager they’re in the store and to check her bag when she left (I really didn’t know at that point if she stole this time or not, I had to serve other customers too) but the girls took their time

When they finally stepped out the door giggling (seriously learn to be subtle) my manager asked to check their bags. Purple streak’s friend said something like “sorry we have nothing!!” and ran for it lmao. The police must’ve been called bc they were rounding the corner. Purple streak probably saw them bc she didn’t run and surrendered her bag. She had two scented highlighters and a keychain, very palmable items and was all “I’m so sorry it was a dare from my friend”. I told her we “may have cam footage of you taking stuff in the past as well” (a lie, our cameras don’t work) and she went all quiet. Then HER FRIEND, WHO COULDVE GOTTEN CLEAN AWAY, CAME BACK. SHE CAME BACK AND WAS LIKE “[name], lets go!” Bruh. You literally walked back to the police.

I went back to serve customers and as my manager was talking to the police, who had both the girls now. at some point purple streak started crying.

My manager later told me the girl confessed she’s taken stuff before.

I would’ve felt bad but if purple streak hadn’t been making stupid racist remarks about me and my appearance last time, I would’ve let them get away with it

They would’ve also gotten away with it anyway if they hadn’t taken 20 minutes in the store. Probably if they both ran too.

Have an escape plan, be nice to SAs (some can be petty little shits like me lol) and don’t fucking believe the “camera footage” story

adollamakesmeholla

how i feel walking past security with a huge haul on me

liftedyourman

CAUGHT STORY

BITCH IM FUCKING STUPID AF. so I went into P!ñx to do my lil thing. I asked to try on clothes and concealed what I wanted to steal. So after I was done concealing I noticed the security kept coming in the store and looking at me. My gut told me to dump. But I was like “but im going to get $150 tonight for this, I told her I would have her order ready” so I grit my teeth and left. The security guard was standing right outside. He said “excuse me can I speak to you?” I said “ummmm” my heart dropped. I knew it was over, but I wasnt scared or worried. I didn’t care honestly maybe because a piece of me wanted to get caught. But thats a mental health story for another day. he said “do you have anything from vs?” I said “no” of course. he asked to check my bag. Of course I said no again. He said “this can go the easy way or the hard way” so I gave up. He took everything then made me take everything off down to my shirt. I had $300 worth of stuff to boost at half price. I made up a lie and a fake name. I didn’t have my ID. I said I was 16 and that my friends conviced me to do it which is why i had xs clothes (im a big girl) He said the manager of vs found a tag in the dressing room. She said it was behind the mirror. I went no where near the mirror. So I got caught over someone else. Please take yall tags. Someone got me caught being sloppy. They just told me I was banned from every mall their security works in…which was every mall in my state except 2. They gave me some cookies and told me to be careful, and make better choices, and let me go. The girl said Dont be scared and that im not in trouble. They were super super nice to me and I can tell they felt bad. So there’s my story. Dont lift right now. Its too dangerous. They’re being super attentive, and other lifters (crackheads) are being sloppy and will get you caught.

jaeklepto-blog

you’re not stupid, I’m so sorry you got caught because of someone else’s mistakes. good vibes <3

indigoklepto

LP be getting serious you guise.

adollamakesmeholla

got a few things today :)

🌺p1nk:

-tye dye shirt $34.50

-panties x4 $42

-body mist $7.50

🌺lüsh:

-ocean salt scrub $21.95

🌺firewörks:

-chocolate bar $4.50

🌺lülulemon:

-black leggings $98

🍀Total: $203.95🍀

🌼On Security:🌼

poor security today :)) since it’s the holiday season and it’s the weekend, the mall was fairly crowded. this helped me out a bit because the sa’s were too busy helping people shop for gifts to care about me. i almost always conceal on my body, although i didn’t when i got the ocean salt scrub. lüsh was so ridiculously crowded, i went in, grabbed the item off the shelf, held it in my hand in front of my bag and just walked out. i realized there were not enough sa’s to have even noticed me since they were so busy with gift buyers. it wasn’t worth it to stay in the store to try and conceal the item on the floor so i used the walkout method instead. No stores counted at the dressing room today. easiest store today was lüsh, hardest today was pïnk.

shooklyftr-blog

I applaud any lift that contains those goddamn $100 leggings. I love my leggings, okay? I live in them. I wear them year-round, and I don’t care who’s going to tell me they’re not pants. They are me. But $100 a pair is very not me.

skeliftong-deactivated20190810

I FINALLY GOT THE TUMBLR APP BACK

anyways this girl on youtube made a video about our lifting community and literally half the comments are comparing us to like..satan worshippers or something. i’m sorry me stealing a tube of mascara hurt you so badly and reminded you of a fucking anti christ. also her video was just her sitting playing a video game mindlessly talking with a few screenshots but she blocked out everyone’s name’s. i really don’t understand what they’re trying to do but freedom of speech.