Yikes

26 | any pronouns AuDHD, EDS and POTS run my life

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[depsidase]

[blessedbrick]

That's kind of why they exist actually

[imjunebitch]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[demilypyro]

cog in the machine: thats sad

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

cock in the machine: dont do that

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[limnologylover]

why does this burger king have a huge dog skeleton???

[javascript-official]

That's the fucking king you idiot

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[punctilobula]

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up