shhh it's me...dumbledore

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[ooppo]

[ruinedchildhood]

excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

[ruinedchildhood]

[myspace]

[myspace]

9 year old me after deleting Limewire off the family computer after a spam pop-up came up saying the FBI is coming to arrest me for illegally downloading “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne

[ruinedchildhood]

[sarahmgellar]

SCOOBY-DOO 2002 — dir. Raja Gosnell

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[magicratfingers]

[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[transfemininomenon]

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

[ruinedchildhood]

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[segamascott]