Snapescapades!

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[snapescapades]

Some better news :)

Hello all! If anyone is still here! I wanted to pop back in with some updates before I archive this blog for good.

First of all, I’ve known for a while now that this blog (and its various sides + dash) aren’t treating me well, and I’m not treating them well. In fact, I've been treating this blog about as well as Kylo Ren treats control boards.

I’ve had this blog since 2015, and over that time I’ve followed thousands of blogs, many of which have drastically changed since I followed them, and many of which are discourse-based. The result is that my dash is a mess--a very un-fun mess. For a long time, I tried to curate my dash as best as possible, but the volume of blogs I follow from here is just too high.

Meanwhile, somehow I seem to have gotten caught up in a bizarre pie-chart overlap of harry potter fans and snapedom friends that’s become just a little too uncomfortable for me. I’m taking a break from anything and everything harry potter for now, including the snapedom, although I love y’all the best. :)

The GOOD news is that I made a new main! And y’all--its WONDERFUL. I follow exactly 14 blogs, all of which post positive, fun stuff--the kind of content I want and deserve from the internet (including snapedom faves @sneverussape and @wellpresseddaisy). So if you want to join me over at @greens-your-color, I'd love to have you!

Here's some of what will be on the new blog:

Positivity, hopepunk, love stories, and other content that makes me happy

Literature, poetry, art, and storytelling

Cats and other creatures--the internet is for cats, after all!

Academia (and perhaps the occasional studyblr-type content, but only if it makes me happy)

My own posts!! I plan on doing to-do lists, the occasional catch-up posts, my own photos, book reviews, etc.

Some posts about Tumblr itself and our zany culture here (my beloved)

Some blorbo content and mayyyybe the occasional snape. >:)

Come join me! It's already so much lighter and happier and calmer over there. :)

[madfantasy]

Pretty Sev

25y.o Pastel nd all lace, commissioned by Pii 💛 21.3.2022

[severusish]

It might not fit with my ideas, but Guljerry's on to something there. There's always mysterious strangers rolling into towns with miracle cures for all that ails the townsfolk.

I have the perfect rival for "Snake Oil" Salesman Snape - Pirelli and his Miracle Elixirs (from Sweeney Todd).

- "Western AU" Anon

Yeeesss @guljerry

CROSSOVER TIME

[levonsnape-deactivated20230929]

Snape would be so furious at someone selling shit/fake potions oh my god.

[xugxyxkjh-deactivated20230216]

I am a snily shipper now.

At first i was like "oh I like the platonic relationshipe better" but the ship has grow on me now, sadly every snily fic is an au which I am not used to 😭

I need fic reccomendations

[bookwalmartav]

I do not have recs bit I know someone who'd kill for someone to talk about snilly: ME!

What r ur fav headcanons?

[xugxyxkjh-deactivated20230216]

I specially love childhood snily headcanons, they are cute and very wholesome, this is the moment in their lives where they develop the deep emotional attachment that makes them stick together before the teen/death eater drama comes up and some of them are:

-they met when they were 8 years old, the books say that Snape couldnt be older than 9 or 10 but does not give us an specific age, he could be younger, as far as we know and the longer the childhood friendship last, the better.

-Severus never celebrated his own birthday before meeting Lily, she was very outraged ("how can you have no cake? no music? no fun?") and since they both were born in January, Lily decides they should just pretend like her party was his too, they exchange small presents.

-Lily practiced ballet and in one of her ballet presentations, severus tried to transfigure a bunch of daisies into a rose bouquet for her but they reverted back (idk, he is still beginning to control his magic) Lily thought the daisies were just as lovely as any rose.

-Lily also enjoys soccer and Severus happens to be surprinsigly good at it (this ties with my other hc that, ironically, Severus sucks at magic sports like quidditch while being very good in the muggle ones), they spend hours playing.

-Lily was actually bullied at her muggle school, no reason, sometimes kids are assholes and Severus would defend her, the other kids became afraid of him because he would use wandless magic on them, Lily thought it was a little morally questionable but she couldnt argue it wasnt effective.

-on that note, severus would often skip muggle school, he would just not go because he didnt like it and no one was really paying attention to what he was doing, he invited Lily to join him in his escapades and she said yes, multiple times. (until petunia told her parents because she is a no fun tattle teller!)

-in these escapades they would do gross stuff like swimming in the very unsanitary river, go trash diving to find "treasures", and do lots and lots of unsupervised underage magic

-the Evans family did not like severus much, there is some things that even magic cant change sadly but Lily would sneak her friend into her house regardless, in fact sometimes when things where specially bad at the Snapes´s home, Severus would climb to Lily´s room and have a secret sleepover there, they stopped when they were 14 because they became aware that boys and girls are not supposed to have sleepovers.

-The Evans, while not abusive, arent perfect, they created this dinamic of the golden child for Lily that she doesnt feel comfortable in, sometimes she dislikes being expected to be perfect and Severus allows her to be more openly messy.

I could go on forever

[snapenoodles]

Lil Snape in a Tesco uniform.

Pimply, gangly, teenage Snape stocking shelves at Tesco as his summer job.

Teenage Snape getting fired from his summer job for stealing canned beans and Spam.

[sneverussape]

safe with me.

—

for @snapesnailtape, known snily enthusiast 🥰

[snail-enclosure]

Oh my gosh I’m in love! Thank you so much! 😭🥺💖

You’ve really captured that feeling of safety and comfort—home—that I imagine for them; this is so lovely! 💖💖💖

[ham-tuitui]

metalhead

he has a notebook to write down inspirations

[ham-tuitui]

kids

[ham-tuitui]

...does magical world have labour law...?

[theacerbicprince]

Severus was very much touch starved when he was younger and this is something that continued in his adult years. He will view sometimes what appears to be the smallest things as being rather intimate such as touching his face, touching his hand (especially holding it) and touching his side round about his ribs. His hands are his work and his trade and are particularly sensitive to touch and when people do touch his hands, he really enjoys it. 

[eleni-anz]

lets annoy petunia

[bvgisuo]

Redraw of old drawings, i love it so much!!

[ham-tuitui]

[clardahmer]

[reinekefoxart]

Happy Snapril everyone !!

I‘ll start this month with our fav Potionmaster with a little touch of spring decorations. Everyone is free to use them, but I would be happy if you would credit me if you do. Shoutout to my beloved queen @potion--daddy for the original inspiration.

Hope you enjoy the Snapril.

[halfblood-princes-crown-deactiv]

Poppy: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Snape: Thanks, it's the trauma.

[webcomicname]

[ham-tuitui]

NO GODS NO MASTERS!!!!!!