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if i look back, i am lost
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@snapeslittleslut
Literally my first ever time using Procreate on my iPad!!! I’m so in shock with how well it turned out, I was following a tutorial on YouTube from the creator Art With Flo. @floortjesart #procreate #procreateart #artwithflo https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1G1VYrLS7/?utm_medium=tumblr
There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that
The Compromise
Commission of Crowley making love to Aziraphale with his socks on via Lie Back and Think of Dinner.
Due to Tumblr’s TOS, this image is not available here. You can view the work in full on my website here or on my Twitter here.
If you see a news article about someone in this fuckhole state chasing after an ice cream truck with an ax, that was me. Loud motherfucker blasting Frank fucking Sinatra like an obnoxious rolling bit of Vegas, please get the fuck off my street.
I may be wrong but I seem to recall from old posts that you live in Florida now? But yeah someone chasing an ice cream truck with an ax is pretty par for the course, not even top ten Florida Person stories
I’m a Florida native and when she was sixteen years old, my niece fell off of and got herself run over by a full-size farm tractor. I have not even begun to get into the weird shit.
Pseudo visions Disillusions of a young heart Whether I want it or not I will lose my way for a man
Thor adding a strand of Steve’s hair to Bucky’s
#oh god i’m crying#thor’s just doing his thing when he sees bucky and his long silky soft hair#‘you’re the one my good friend steve keeps going on about yes? he must be very important to you. just like you are to him.’#bucky’s just getting kinda embarrassed like yeah??? what about it?#next time they see eachother thor’s face instantly lights up and he fishes a strand of steve’s hair from his pocket#‘may i?’ bucky’s ???? as thor takes his hair and starts carefully braiding it into his#‘my brother meant alot to me. i used to interweave his into mine at the time i had longer hair that was beautiful like yours’#bucky’s so taken aback he doesn’t know what to say but just turns to look at the god beside him#he’s smiling bittersweetly as he finishes the last of the braid ‘there. he’ll always be with you even when he’s not’#bucky’s so touched that he can barely manage a thank you#i love this so fucking much (via kirschade)
oh my gosh that destroyed me… i totally wanna draw that now
it's for the good of the case, jack. honest.
Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.
Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be
This is all FAR more useful education than ‘Having unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slut’ .
There are a lot of male folks who follow me but don’t know these things. It’s good to know all of this! Just as your partner should want to know about the intricacies of your plumbing, you should care about this.
Spreading this for general health tips.
for trans guys who haven’t transitioned yet and even then
I am obsessed with being beautiful while trying to be okay being ugly while feeling utterly confident that I’m super beautiful and also super ugly… My brain… the oscillation
me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
Bring on the big spicy joy
Have you ever wondered where books come from?
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.
I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.
I’ve seen this post 800 times and am only now realising that Neil Gaiman endorsed this post
Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride
Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers
Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.
For those of you who need a clear, crisp vector image of Crowley’s tattoo for…well. Tattoo reasons! Transparent image attached and available to the public here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/27734395
That feel when you inconveniently dis-corporate out of sheer embarrassment.
“The first time he calls you holy, you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt. The second time, you moan gospel around his fingers between your teeth. He has always surprised you into surprising yourself. Because he’s an angel hiding his halo behind his back and nothing has ever felt so filthy as plucking the wings from his shoulders— undressing his softness one feather at a time. God, if you’re out there, if you’re listening, he fucks like a seraphim, and there’s no part of scripture that ever prepared you for his hands. Hands that map a communion in the cradle of your hips. Hands that kiss hymns up your sides. He confesses how long he’s looked for a place to worship and,oh, you put him on his knees. When he sinks to the floor and moans like he can’t help himself, you wonder if the other angels fell so sweet. He says his prayers between your thighs and you dig your heels into the base of his spine until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue. You will ruin him and he will thank you; he will say please. No damnation ever looked as cozy as this, but you fit over his hips like they were made for you.You fit, you fit, you fit. On top of him, you are an ancient god that only he remembers and he offers up his skin. And you take it. Who knew sacrifice was so profane? And once you’ve taught him how to hold your throat in one hand and your heart in the other, you will have forgotten every other word, except his name.”
— PROFANE, by Ashe Vernon
