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My OC Masterlist

Original:

Star and Prim - The Beginning and End

MHA:

Lucy - The Butterfly that Brings Destruction

KPDH:

Zephyr - The Eldritch Cultist

MLP:

Blurry Face - The Forgotten Pony

Crossovers:

DCxSCP:

Katie Wayne - The Pataphysics Researcher

#oc #masterlist #my ocs

justcakethanks

I guess he's the boss he can do that.

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hugh-lauries-bald-spot

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

asteroidtroglodyte

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

laciffo-natas

I just finished my burger and big drink for dinner/srs

Also I have a southern accent!!! It's me!! I'm the southerner!!!!

drudg30n

sigh. i worked in a cornfield. im literally Jane Iowa

avhira

I had a burger and soda for lunch

I dont actually have them all that often, but I do really like em, and I am in pain today so i got a treat

pitbolshevik

idk how controversial this is but we never should've ceded ground on the whole "sex vs gender" thing with cis people tbh

pitbolshevik

just saw a trans guy on reddit say that he doesn't like it when people tell him he was "born female" because he feels like he has always been male only for a bunch of insufferable nerds to come out of the woodwork like "technically sex and gender are different and you have a vagina therefore you are female" like how is that not just regular misgendering

catboybiologist

I've been saying this for SO FUCKING LONG

OP, I speak from experience but I pray for your ask box

valaraanth

Can folks correct me if I’m wrong but my understanding, isn’t sex physical and gender social?

In my understanding, someone born with outside bits is male and someone born with inside bits is female. Folks born with variation of the preceding are intersex.

Lads who want and do appear masculine in a social sense are men, and ladies who want and do appear feminine in a social sense are women.

I’m kinda confused about the post and don’t want to hurt anybody, can people tell me what they think?

pitbolshevik

you are wrong

while "sex" is physical, it's not nearly as simple as "vagina = female and penis = male", the vast majority of biologists agree that it is far more complicated than that, even without considering trans people.

I'm gonna assume you're asking in good faith, but for future reference, yes, calling a trans man female or a trans woman male is incredibly transphobic and by claiming that people born with penises are male and that people born with vaginas are female, you are in fact doing exactly that. it doesn't matter if you call them "outside/inside bits" instead. you are still being transphobic (and intersexist)

lycanycteris

Just on the biological sex front: Lucy Cooke has a really good book called “Bitch” that does a great job deconstructing the binary of sex. The book is mostly about how female animals have historically been treated by male scientists and how humans have projected their misogyny on animals and how that’s gotten in the way of real scientific progress and understanding of animal behavior and biology.

One of the first chapters actually opens up discussing sex and how the development of it isn’t as simple as XX being female, and XY being male. While certain hormones are important for the development of one or another, the process is a lot more complex than just what hormones are there. The development pathways for male or female are closely interlinked, and even when female development pathways involve a lot more testosterone than usual (such as in female spotted hyenas, which are indistinguishable from males and even have a penis), they still wind up able to reproduce as a female successfully. If sex were really so simple that an animal can only develop one way or another, that wouldn’t be possible. Clearly the process is more complicated than that.

This is part of why saying “biological sex” is this concrete, immutable thing is just wrong. Time and time again we see examples of animals that just completely defy that. Of course the counter argument is always “well, humans aren’t hyenas”, but personally I don’t really think that’s a great argument. Firstly, because animals have been used as proxies for human biology for a long time, and secondly, because animals are used all the time to explain why things like the patriarchy or bigotry are totally acceptable. I’m not saying human sexual development is the same as spotted hyenas’, just that it’s also similarly complicated!

adaarsvitaar

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

fenmech

thranduils

motive11331

a-singular-purple-giraffe

Can Eridians get drunk?

Good luck trying to figure this one out Grace.

As always, thanks @justcakethanks! for the template.

unwelcome-ozian

roach-works

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.

anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.

kyraneko

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

lil-grimlynn

What the hell? That's not fire safety! Did they want to get burned in the face???

zeta-finnish

DO PEOPLE LACK COMMON SENSE

I'VE NOTICED THAT PEOPLE ARE... LACKING.

pukicho

The customer service at the fuck you die store was lacking to say the least

goodieprocter

This one made me laugh hard enough that it gets to skip the queue and get posted immediately

inspiration

EWC by @justcakethanks

zeta-finnish

zer0brainc3lls

Rocky dumbing down his speech for Grace only reinforces the idea that Grace is a kid in the other Eridians eyes and multiple conversations are happening at once..

Eridian scientist: why did they send a baby to space?!

Rocky: Grace is not a baby. He’s a fully grown human and you all need to respect that-

At the same time another Eridian: the human is thirty!! Are you COMPLETELY sure he’s not a child? He’s barely coordinated!

Rocky: Grace is very sick!! Of course he’s not coordinated you fucking idiot-

ALSO at the same time: did you not think to teach him how to understand us properly?? Let alone communicate with us.

Rocky: he doesn’t have the vocal cords for most of our sounds!! And we were WORKING on him being able to understand proper speech but he’s delirious?! The fact he’s conscious is a miracle-

Grace who is visible stressed and half covering his ears but also trying to listen: what’s going on?? I can’t hear you guys it’s too loud- Rocky what’s going on?!

Rocky: apology apology other Eridians ask dumb dumb dumb questions, Rocky tell Grace later. Grace sleep now Rocky handle.

Grace just nods with bleary eyes and knocks out almost immediately, and the other Eridians are giving Rocky the equivalent of a raised eyebrow in unison.

satan-offical

give me a new pfp pls

Eat up bbg

greasycuntertops

Thank you mother. I shall cherish this meal eternally

satan-offical

Oh my me

satan-offical

YOU STILL HAVE THE PFP @greasycuntertops

morallygrayautisticscientist

I obviously love the collective headcanon that Adrian is giant, blue, and “Rocky mate bad as hell statement”, but I submit this; by Eridian standards, Adrian is average in terms of looks and Rocky is conventionally attractive. Rocky is just extremely hot but he’s the simp in this relationship and he believes with all his heart that Adrian is bad as hell statement.

captainoxymore

… I love that idea. And grace literally build his idea of conventionally attractive eridian around rocky which lead him to a quite good amount of misunderstanding when teaching pebbles. Because when prism ( @sharkfiinn' oc) complain about being harassed and mocked for his appearance, grace is left a little confused. Because prism has some commons points with Adrian (I let you imagine what kind, maybe it's in the form of the leg like having prominent "knee protect" (like the part of the arm that grew above the jonction)), and since he believe that Adrian is really the shalom Harlow of Erid, he don't understand why people are harassing prism based on his appearance.

(like he understand he is being harassed because of the fact that he is disabled, but he think the "ugly" is just because the other Peebles are jealous of him)

(honestly I love so much the "Adrian is giant shalom Harlow and rocky just a mid guy in his 40'" trope but this one is so original that I had to do something with)

morallygrayautisticscientist

pocket-dragon

yapper appreciation hours

satis-sun

thinking about polytrix having their anime beach episode

rumi packed sunscreen, water, snacks, and towels, mira brought a shovel, zoey brought vibes/enthusiasm, celine is the “supervisor” for the day and brought the first aid kid

rumi: can we have ONE normal beach date

zoey: absolutely

mira, already digging a suspiciously large hole: yeah

three hours later:

zoey has adopted a crab, mira has constructed a military grade fortress, rumi is helping despite being “above this”

random tourist, watching the chaos unfold: are they with you?

celine: unfortunately