Snarkypants

Sometimes writes. Has BJDs (pro-artist, anti recast). Screaming liberal feminist (tries not to be a TERF or a White Feminist, but may fuck up here and there). Love my DH and DD. Recovering mormon. Fatty. Loves The Pitt, Star Trek, Star Wars, MCU, romance, adventure, travel, cats, books, crafts, sleep, the ocean, dark chocolate, Indian food, The Martian, True Grit, the Coen Brothers, and much, much more.

[44prop]

one normal day in british politics that’s all i ask for . will never happen

[coleslaw-frosting]

this is a normal day in british politics

[biscuit-tornado]

I mean come on

I'm frankly hoping Count Binface wins

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[weaselle]

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

[liberalsarecool]

Horrible, immature white men are afraid of consequences for their actions.

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[enki2]

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[supersoftly]

Link for extension :3c

[catsuggest]

Cat, what do you suggest for someone who had a really bad day?

worry not for im know somebeody whom is expert in vanquishinge bad days

[catsuggest]

he is beinge summoned. remain calmb

[catsuggest]

cousin bartók is arrivinge imminently !

[catsuggest]

cousin bartók have arrived bearinge mighty furs & soothinge gift of moss. bad days are now vanquished permanentlé

[animentality]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[herpsandbirds]

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Southern CA, USA

photo by Birds of Rey Wildlife Photography

[lucifersanluxe]

[hils79]

For a lot of people May 1st is all about Justin Timblerlake but for me it’s about this other iconic song

Uh..don’t listen to it without headphones if you’re at work or in public

[left-reminders]

[gaslit-dipshits]

[only-cat-memes]

[sometiktoksarevalid]