I am the Snarkiest of all the Unicorns

hella snarky unicorn, mercy main (thus the snarky tbh)

[snarkyunicorn]

I thought there was an avalanche, all because of my dog

Rosco sleeps in a few spots on the bed, last night he slept at the end of the bed to the left of my legs. We slept comfortably all night, a bit of shifting. But as I'm dreaming I'm aware there's a rumbling and the bed is shaking. I don't actually wake up for a bit but when I do I hear my phone playing futurama, my fan and I still hear a faint rumbling and the bed twitches again. Now I'm not super awake so I didn't think it could possibly be rosco so my first thought was "we have about 15-17in of snow and I live at the bottom of a mountain, is there an avalanche?" And as soon as I finish that thought there's another deeper rumble followed by a bark. It. Was. Rosco. He was rumbly vibrating the bed and also twitching that i didn't register as him causing the bed to shake. Thanks to my dog having very vivid dreams I thought an avalanche was gonna bury us 🤦‍♀️

[snarkyunicorn]

We just wanted to fight a bagel goose but an azure rathalos kept getting involved and it was a serious mess.

[mattonious]

me every single fucking time i accidentally hit my Palico in Monster Hunter:

[snarkyunicorn]

Fashion MHW featuring the wiggler worm head.

[tobi-kadatchi]

According to @novusventus the Tzitzi-ya-ku of luck really works!!!

[snarkyunicorn]

I've been blessed!

[tobi-kadatchi]

Gems!!! 3 Gems!!

[sirscaleyscones-blog]

This is the Tzitzi-Ya-Ku of luck, reblog to have luck recieving gems in hunts

[tobi-kadatchi]

This is my own post but now I can’t risk it.

[snarkyunicorn]

Freaking bagel goose man. I'm just trying to fight a pukie-pukie and he suddenly dive bombs and scares the Hell out of me. My team almost got him but while he was fighting the pukie-pukie he did enough damage to help us successfully capture it so we finished the mission

[patattackerman]

Been playing Monster Hunter World anyone?!?! Anjanath’s here with his big floppy nose!

[patattackerman]

Hunting from 12AM Friday morning until Sunday night at around 8, I really felt the need to pixel and animate Odogaron. I have his full low rank set right now too! One of the great new monsters in Monster Hunter World!!

[swolepepe]

i love overwatch

[aesopquarriman]

[snarkyunicorn]

Young I haven't had enough tea today 🤔

[snarkyunicorn]

Me: I'm an adult, I'm self sufficient, I can take care of myself

Also me: burnt my hand on boiling water, accidently ate some foil off a Cadbury egg, dislocates shoulder getting off the floor

[snarkyunicorn]

Mercys nerf

I just tried out mercys new update and honestly while it's gonna take some getting used too, almost re learning how to utilize her new updated ult, I don't find it as terrible as I feel it was played up. I was expecting her to be insanely slow, and basically useless but honestly she's still playable and I will continue to play her as support and just re learn how to utilize her ultimate to support my team

[sixpenceee]

VeinViewer: an infrared device that detects the location of a patient’s veins and projects them on the skin so doctors and nurses don’t miss. It was developed by the Christie Medical Holdings company. They mainly show surface veins

[fairiesmasquerade-deactivated20]

I cannot WAIT for this to become mainstream.

I have a severe chronic illness & doctor visits are a regular occurrence. I had to get blood work done earlier this week, and it took them 6 tries to find a vein that would give them blood.

6.

That’s not my worst lab day, but it sure ain’t my best. So now I’m walking around looking like a junkie with all the bruises on my arms from Tuesday’s episode of “Adventures of a Human Pincushion”.

Seriously, I need this to be mainstream RIGHTNOW.

[silvarbelle]

As someone who regularly donates platelets, but has lately been getting stuck by people who can’t seem to locate my vein (for whatever reason and no hard feelings), I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE THIS BEING A THING.

[snarkyunicorn]

My friend who gets infusions has this device used on her. It's really intresting and super helpful

[officialjeffkaplan]

Any suggestions on Roadhog tips/streamers?

1) Watch harbleu!

2) Land a shot on full-health targets before you hook them. This will secure the kill. Also make sure their escape abilities are on cooldown.

3) Count your shots so you don’t accidentally hook someone and not have ammo to follow up.

4) You’re a tank, technically, but you tank for your team by killing people, so that’s the core thing you’ve got to focus on doing.

5) You large hitbox, however, means you can body-block fairly easily. I like to block for Mercy’s who are trying to raise a dead ally.

6) Your ultimate is best used as a disruptive one, as opposed to trying to get kills. Use it to zone out Genji or 76 when they’re ulting. It can also be used to keep key targets away from where they need to be, like supports from their tanks.

7) Unless you are in immediate threat of dying, don’t heal when there’s a healer on you. They need the ult charge more than you do.

8) You can animation cancel Take a Breather into Whole Hog. This is good when you need a top-off before you ult.

[snarkyunicorn]

#7! Please let your friendly healer heal you fully!

[neonprotagonist]

New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check

[neonprotagonist]

“I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize” “Roll an acrobatics check”

[thequicksilverfox]

You say joke, but I like to use it as an opportunity to genuinely fuck with players. “I want to see if the dead body is anyone we know.” “Roll acrobatics.” “11?” “The body seizes you by the wrists and lunges at your throat with its teeth, howling like a demon. You are grappled. Roll initiative.”

Or, “I want to check the chest for traps.” “Roll performance.” “Okay, uh. 17…?” “You start whistling quietly while you go about tapping, poking, and examining the sides of the chest. It’s a pretty catchy tune you picked up a couple days ago from the bard.” “Alright, neat, and the chest?” “The chest starts humming along.”

[neonprotagonist]

OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND ONE IS A RLLY GOOD IDEA

[snarkyunicorn]

That chest is definitely a mimic

[snarkyunicorn]

After adopting the kids. Jack has to be the one to say no even though he dosent want too because Gabriel says yes to everything and there needs to be limits or the kids are gonna have ponies in their rooms. It takes a while but Gabriel eventually learns he has to say no to some of the outlandish things the kids ask for (Like Learning to build bombs like junkrat)