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friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

ghsot

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

ghsot

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

itriedonce

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

ghsot

oh my god youre right.

retroactivebakeries

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

retroactivebakeries

mildmayfoxe

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

spaceshipoftheseus

4) any food is better than no food

dogpuppy

greelin

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

greelin

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

wavelette

like, the most compelling ships for me always stem out of one thing: the characters have a profound, ongoing effect on each other’s senses of selves. when they are apart, the characters’ actions are still affected by each other. the way they approach the world changes because of the other.

which is this deeply Austenian view of ideal romantic relationships as mechanisms by which we come to know ourselves better and become better versions of ourselves. good romance, for me, is always tied in with a sense of self-actualization, and the way in which a beloved partner allows a person to know themselves better.

padofwan

The thing is "Padawan. Steal a car." is actually one of the oldest and noblest Jedi traditions. Part of the standard duties of being a Padawan involves securing the getaway vehicle when your assignment has gone sideways six times over and developed into a full Situation. They have all done this. I know in my heart that even Luminara at some point looked at a situation and sighed and asked Barriss to please steal a car before the shooting starts.

averyterrible

this bitch just called me a homewrecker. i wreck everything i touch, your home isn't special

depsidase

thecryptkeeper

happy pride month

ip2lb

Person filming (1): Hey Macklemore- Macklemore!

Person pretending to be Macklemore, in a fur coat, turning around (2): What up?

2: Can I get a photo, man?

1: Not unless you're gay, man.

2: What?

1: Not unless you're gay, man.

[Camera person chuckles]

sandersstudies

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

sandersstudies

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

babybelminis

why is it giving this

saturnmortis

zoesupreme

I think overall there will probably be devastating long term effects on the movie industry from a horror movie based on a youtube video based on a 4chan post making 7 times it's budget on opening weekend but I think the movie itself is probably preddy good

zoesupreme

what studios are going to take away from this, unfortunately, is not that building practical sets instead of green screen stages and taking a risk on a 20 year old first time director can sometimes pay off and elevate a really thin script into something more substantial. they are going to start asking themselves how do we make a movie out of that one post that says notice how there was no wednesday this week