Never actually writes

Skerrt Skerrt just sliding in here writing some things being a trash bag. Ko-fi

[nrnyx-deactivated20260126]

From what I’m seeing it’s not a popular opinion in my part of the fandom, and it probably won’t happen anyway, but I’m hoping that rather than the movie have Eli the complete opposite of Stiles I hope they make Eli Stiles’ biggest fanboy and Derek is this long suffering dad who has to constantly watch his son walk around wearing plaid, driving the jeep, maybe even an FBI t-shirt, talking about Stiles this and Stiles that and “oh dad Stiles told me…” “We should call Stiles he’ll know…” “Yeah my dad’s friend Stiles…” “You know Stiles who works for the FBI…” just Stiles… Stiles… Stiles… all the time, and Derek’s like rolling his eyes constantly. 

If Stiles isn’t in the movie I hope he has even a small connection to the movie through Eli. That would be hilarious in my opinion. It won’t happen. His main connection will be Scott and the Sheriff but I can’t wait for the Stiles and Eli giftsets that will hopefully come anyway. They’re probably going to make Eli Kate’s son, because that’s the only one that makes sense if he’s biologically Derek’s, and if they go that route I hope he turns out exactly like Stiles because f**K that bitch.

Scott: hand me your phone do you have Stiles number?

Eli: Yeah just press one he’s on speed dial

Scott: Stiles is one on your speed dial

Derek: What number am I… your actual father?

Eli: three…

Scott and Derek: Who’s two?

Eli: the FBI incase I can’t reach Stiles.

[writing-prompt-s]

As an immortal, you’re getting real tired of people assuming you know everything about the past. The internet didn’t exist back then, so how were you supposed to know what happened on the other side of the globe?

[twoofcups]

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

[wherewhywhat]

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in  “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

[twoofcups]

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually 

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Would you by any chance have a copy of "Mindless Trinket" by TheCriminal that is okay to share? I’ve seen it recommended here and it looks SO good but I think it’s been deleted 😭

Here it is on the wayback machine.

Mindless Trinket by thecriminal

[homunculus-argument]

Character concept: A woman who is knowingly married to a man who is actually an emotionless and calculating killer robot with a thin sheet of artificial skin, trying his best to impersonate a human being. He is, naturally, a villain. Once the protagonists track him down, they're shocked that he doesn't spend his time "off-duty" laying on shelf somewhere like an object that isn't in use, his actual human-disguise goes so deep that he - or really, "it" - actually has a family. The programming fooled an actual human into marrying it.

Once they go to the killer robot's wife like "ma'am we know this is going to shock you to your core and you'll never recover from this, if your brain can even process this information, but your husband is actually a killer robot from outer space", and instead of fainting or rejecting the information she's like

"oh yeah I figured a long time ago that there's something off about him", and they assume she lives in fear that he'll exterminate her if he figures out that she knows, but no, the killer robot knows that the mysterious death of his Human Identity's wife - or ex wife - would attract unwanted attention.

When asked why she doesn't leave, despite of knowing that her husband of seven years is a robot, she's like nah, he's the best husband she's ever had. He's consistent, punctual, does what he says and says what he does and his patience is literally endless when helping her kids with math. He has discovered the statistic that in a successful marriage, positive interactions should outnumber negative ones 7:1, so for every time he has unintentionally upset her, he has deliberately planned seven things that would make her happy.

Since his super designer killer robot body is literally fucking indestructible anyway, they couldn't destroy him even if they tried, so in the end, the protagonists only end up destroying that part of his brain (or what counts as one) that concerns killing. The now-lobotomized killer robot and his human wife (and their kids) live happily ever after together.

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

[maxknightley]

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

[homunculus-argument]

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

[movedtoadifferentroom]

Hannibal as incorrect quotes I drew last month

[snazzysterek]

@yoonseo

[amphibianaday]

jelly

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day 651

[elftwink]

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

[cinematv]

HANNIBAL S01E02: Amuse-Bouche 

[theincorrectbookquotes]

Poppy: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together!

Hawke: *throwing key out the window* truly unfortunate

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[snazzysterek]

The face Frodo makes clearly is a look of who tf are you. Then he just moves on.

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[snazzysterek]

@yoonseo I can and I would

[luciilferss]

—𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓

summary: It’s by chance that you stumble upon Geralt of Rivia; it’s by chance that you fall in love with him, too.

pairing: geralt of rivia x reader

word count: 8.1k

warnings: smut, mentions of expectations of marriage, use of the word whore, geralt being a nasty ass and covered in dirt

note: um 👀 hey guys,,,, turns out watching henry cavill kill people in a bad lace front awakened something in me!! who’s surprised!! not me!! anyways this was a big excuse to write geralt smut but also a big excuse to write geralt fluff. pls dont snipe me if the characterization is wrong, ill cancel myself. let me know what you think!! scream in my ask box, send me geralt fluff and smut headcanons, go crazy, go stupid 😌😌😌 also if you want to listen 2 something while you read i have a playlist that i use whenever im writing medieval-y type stuff right here <3

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[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[jumpingjacktrash]

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

[lgbtq-hp]

Voldemort strolls up to the final duel with a smoothie and a wii strap

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[soldierwinters]

Clark Kent be like