Hyperfixation Station

idk what’s happening here anymore I’ve been here too long Lauren. 26.

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[sunderwight]

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

[sunderwight]

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

[sunderwight]

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

[sunderwight]

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

[sunderwight]

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

[sunderwight]

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

[ngalitzine]

"we had ai-"

"i asked chat gpt-"

[zackisontumblr]

how are you supposed to function but also pay attention to the world when everyday there are 18 news articles titled “Government Does the Dumbest Shit You’ve Ever Heard of”

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

[frottinq]

me at the end of a two day weekend

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[kandykittixd]

This is now my favorite photo

[navysealt4t]

i was just scrolling through petfindr as i do and look at who i found

they’re beautiful.

[legendoftherisingtide]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cyrus and I have fundamentally different plans for the intended vibe of our bedrooms

[andhumanslovedstories]

You could not have better summed up what our respective bedrooms are going to be

[urbanlegends]

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[fagsex]

have you ever done things at like specific times of the year so when it rolls back out youre like damn... smells like undertale outside

[susiephone]

the most on-brand way to do a sequel to the dnd movie would be to have a totally different storyline, possibly even in a completely different world, with all-new characters….but keep the exact same cast. some of them playing Basically The Same Character As Last Time But In A Hat and With a New Voice, and some of them just going the TOTAL opposite direction. rege jean page still plays the overpowered dmpc chris pine’s character has sexual tension with. hugh grant still does the most. everyone still has intelligence as a dump stat.

[running-with-thewolves]

Fuck off im so in love with this fictional man it’s embarrassing

[lovehatecomics]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

[catchymemes]