[kill bill sirens]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ hi im pauline / 30 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ could a pornbot make this?

[buzzkillgirls]

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[fujoshiwarrior]

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

[archivearchangelica]

Charm Vending Machine, 2003

[veryluckyclovers]

[glitteringpoet1685]

AMC really struck gold with the unreliable narrator idea because now people will insist that any flaw in the storytelling is actually a genius premeditated reflection of a fallible narrator, any pacing issues are actually a genius premeditated reflection of a characters psyche, and any lack of character development is actually a genius premeditated reflection on a characters refusal to face their own trauma, and having cheap looking production is actually a genius premeditated reflection of a characters memories, and any unwarranted deviation from the source material is actually a genius premeditated lie that will be proven false at some unspecified point, and any poor handling of sensitive subjects is actually a genius premeditated commentary on the characters own failings, etc, etc.

[ahubofreadersandmagicians]

And it is exhausting.

“Let the tale seduce you!” My friend, the tale is not a good lover.

[proustianrevelry]

90 minutes later, when the tale still can't find the clit:

[micromontage]

saturday already. my one precious life.

[micromontage]

My one precious life.

[free-my-mindd]

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[creatureprofessor]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[9e978e]

via

[acidbrains]

[castielchitaqua]

im never serious but I always mean it

[solvatochrome]

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

[solvatochrome]

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys