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#hi #edited: 15.6.26 #got rid of most of the stuff #it looks a bit shit now but uhhhhhhhh thata okay <3

some silver the hedgehog headcanons

it's immediately clear whether he comes from a good future or a bad future based on how stinky and grimy he is. no showers in bad futures.

bad future silver, when spending time in the present, doesn't understand that showers are meant to be taken regularly and not just when you're really dirty. so even with access to showers he will still be stinky most of the time

hasn't quite grasped which thoughts aren't socially acceptable to share. will tell people that he finds them annoying and that the last time he peed it was a weird colour

loves fresh fruit. if given the chance, would eat exclusively fruit

but also eats bugs from the ground

has very little upper body strength because it's easier to lift things with his psychokinesis. he can do maybe two pushups before giving up

has no sense of identity other than his duty to save timelines. couldn't describe his own personality if asked because he doesn't understand himself well enough.

more headcanons

#had this one in the drafts for a long time #forgot to finish it lmao #putting this in the queue and there'll be a sonic one within the next few days too #completely forgot about that one #i miss making headcanons posts #silver the hedgehog #hi #headcanons

reezypuffz

Team Chaotix week-Day 6: Injury

Vector dislocates his arm.

Wanted to push this out quickly, so I can get ready for day 7, so I apologies for the quality on this one.

#excellent vector and excellent espio #vector on the ground....#vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #the

magiclueless

sonic just asked if metal is capable of raising a chao

#excellent thank you #metal sonic

amy should have a sonic ita bag. it's shaped like his head and is full of badges and pictures of him and he gets So embarrassed when they're together and she's carrying it around

#every so often someone won't recognise her and be like 'a fellow sonic fan!!' and she's like 'yes!!!! <3'#because she is still a fan. she's just also some other things #ambiguous relationship mumblings #i used to be averse to sonamy but i've found i enjoy schrodinger's sonamy a lot. like where they're kind of dating but also not #it's a thing and also not a thing at the same time #i think maybe what bothered me was the thought of them being in a traditional relationship #a lot of people represent them getting together as sonic 'settling down' to be with her #which... i don't think amy would even want that #but to me it's more like they both mature a bit and their priorities shift into something that aligns #like a compromise but it doesn't feel like a compromise because that's just who they are now #shrug emoji #amy rose #the hog himself #hi

kiioki11

Amy redraws 🩷

#amys :))))#some really excellent amys #amy rose #the hog himself

rabbithaver

ive been plagued by the mental image of charmy learning the word "penis" and stopping the whole battle with infinite from the chaotix casefiles dead in its tracks by pointing at him and calling him a penis head for literally months now

rabbithaver

infinite looming overhead in the middle of a nihilistic rant and he just gets stopped by

charmy: SHUT UP PENIS HEAD

and there's dead silence for like fifteen seconds as vector and espio are like

#chaotix casefiles alternate ending where charmy calls infinite penis head and infinite is so upset by this that he just leaves #charmy bee

inthetags

people who play/have played Tomodachi Life Living The Dream, rb and put in the tags some funny or unexpected things that have happened on your island!

#initially put eggman's house (giant egg) on an island in the corner #like in boom #but that meant he was stranded there #so instead i made a really long bridge that wrapped around the whole of the main island #so he could come and go. but at a price #so thered be groups of miis that are 'waiting for someone' for 5 minutes as eggman comes over #whenever they went to eggman's place theyd have to walk all the way back #sometimes two miis would go for a walk together halfway around the bridge #and then walk back home seperately #oh also i gave eggman a blue hedgehog as a pet. of course

jeskler

Sonic's got a lot of people who consider him their rival, like a lot, like a genuinely concerning amount, enough people to fill a whole roster for any other video game franchise. But in all his years, he's only ever considered one person to be his true, permanent, serious rival.

Jet the Hawk.

...

Hey, I see you! Don't you fucking click off just yet, let me explain first!

...

To Sonic, Shadow is just a kind of grumpy ally. They may buck antlers every now and then but at the end of the day they're in agreement on 99% of things and can usually hash things out diplomatically.

Knuckles is a rival in a very friendly sense. They compete, they jest, they may pretend to fight, but it's all very friendly, they've been buddies for a very long time and are just goofing off.

Silver wasn't ever really his rival at all, he was just some homeless dude trying to kill him for a hot minute.

Sonic sees Surge, rightfully, as a victim and doesn't consider her a rival but someone who needs help. Very much to Surge's annoyance.

Scourge is just a loser.

And the big man himself, Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, is his main villain and archnemesis. He's the dude he's gotta clear up after every time he gets an ego trip otherwise known as all the time.

But none of these people are his rival in a real sense, they're all either friends, enemies, or people who just needed help, all of them except Jet.

Because fundamentally we need to remember that Sonic is still an egotistical asshole at the end of the day, and everyone else simply doesn't harm that ego or offer enough of a competition to harm it.

But Jet directly challenges Sonic at the one thing he's famous for, being fast, but specifically in the context of hoverboards. It's a direct attack on his ego in a way he can't just effortlessly overpower like all the rests of his rivals, the hoverboards strip away his main power and he has to really try to beat him on even footing.

Jet remains as one of the few people to consistently beat Sonic, often by underhanded tactics, but that's part of the game. He's the only person Sonic has to struggle against, and that is why Sonic only ever considers Jet to be his true rival.

do NOT let Shadow figure this out or he's blowing a casket

#i feel like jet is the most of a rival in a literal sense #the rest we kinda just call them that for clarity's sake #either because they were at one point or because there was a conflict between them that was rivalry-adjacent #also sonic's relationship with the others developed in ways it never did with jet #their relationship has been basically the exact same since the first riders game #which i think is what i like about it #it's uncomplicated. it's... reliable. they know exactly how they think of each other #shrug emoji. im just saying things #jet the hawk

transfem rouge taking her heroes hostages home and when she takes the breast forms out of her chestplate they assume that mobians, like robots, are just able to take their body parts off and put them back on again. cue hilarious misunderstandings

#omega's never been outside and shadow has no idea whats going on #i feel like they'd get some completely wrong ideas about life from what they observe #thinking about omega watching her sit and drink tea and he's like WHY AREN'T YOU ATTACKING ANYTHING? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?#and she has to explain that most of her time actually isn't taken up chasing eggman #rouge the bat #sonic heroes #team dark #hi

snedgehogs

au where rouge's boobs are detachable and sometimes she isn't feeling very booby so she goes without and people get very confused

snedgehogs

wait a sec this doesnt have to be an au thats just transfem rouge with breast forms

#sorry women #i forgor

au where rouge's boobs are detachable and sometimes she isn't feeling very booby so she goes without and people get very confused

#thas why different models have different levels of boob #they're her accessories okay #rouge the bat #hi

threedots000

I can't be sad I have responsibilities

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #nucles........ my nuckels...#knuckles the echidna #the hog himself #the

i wanna see the hogs sparring while super. it'd be really interesting just to see what they're capable of

#i know he's not around much but i'm including silver in this #he can throw cars around with his mind normal style i feel like he'd be able to just rip the earth apart while super #lifting an entire mountain with his mind and throwing it #i want to see it #i just think it'd be epic #the hog himself #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #hi

kingprinceleo

freedom

#YOOOOOOO #SICK AF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#metal sonic #the

sonicxscreens

#squidward in that spongebog peisode

everyone except me is wrong about the character but also i am wrong about the character

#hi

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