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@sneezyfishie
excuse me wha
*wha*
As the title suggests. Fresh out of the shower into a cold house. Definitely some shivering sneezes in this lot. Very desperate, very loud. Enjoy
not to be actually really horny but. someone whos been fighting a horrible, exhausting head cold and comes home and moans loudly with misery. it's stuffy and heavy and miserable-sounding. and it's just as stuffy when their partner picks them up off the couch later that night and carries them to the bedroom as they moan softly with want-- they feel so sick, they need someone to ease up all the congestion. their partner lays them gently in bed and they moan again their low, stuffy, hoarse moan as their partner pulls down their pajama pants and underwear, and then they moan again its softer but just as plugged up as their partner gently, lovingly massages their aching, throbbing clit/dick, and they moan and sneeze loudly and groan and rub their red nostrils and moan as their partner rubs a little firmer.
"That's quite the cold," their partner says, and teases their hole. they moan softly again with desire, then let out another hot, wet, spraying sneeze, their nostrils flaring, their lips chapped.
"I dodd feel well ad all," says the sickie with a snuffle, and then they gasp through their chapped lips and swollen, red throat and their partner gently starts to finger them, rubbing at the same time. they feel so full all of a sudden, like they need to burst, it feels like its all theyve been trying to do for the past few days since they got sick.
"Poor baby," says their partner, easing in and out slowly, comfortably. "You sound terrible. Just let me take care of you. Maybe you'll finally be able to get some sleep."
Another moan from the sickie, higher and yearning but still plugged with snot. They sniffle thickly. this cold has wrecked their sleep for the past three nights, replacing it with restless, stuffy snores and snorts and frequent awakenings where they sneeze and huff and cough and snort as they lay awake in the dark, breathing through their mouth. their partner knows because they've been sleeping near them the whole time. they're so stuffed and so tired and achy and sick.
their partner goes faster as they relax against the pillows and let them. they moan again, a soft, stuffed up moan laced with the beginnings of laryngitis, and then they moan again with pleasure, and then they let out a loud, hoarse, cracking groan of exertion as they cum, then sigh as they relax against the bedsheets, breathing hard.
their partner redresses their underwear and pajama pants and kisses their forehead. "you better take it easy with this bug," their partner says. "it sounds like you're losing your voice to all that moaning."
the sickie's sinuses are now a little unstuffed from the exertion, and they close their eyes and cough. "I thigg...I thigg I did..." they whisper. their voice is shot and crackling with exertion, but theyre satisfied and sleepy now, even if their throat suddenly feels worse than before.
"Oh, honey," their partner says. "okay, no more talking. you better get some rest to fight this thing."
their partner leaves them to sleep with the blankets pulled up to their chin and a cool ice pack pressed against their forehead. they do, indeed, get some sleep-- the first they get while this cold rages, full of stuffy snores that further hurt their voice box-- but in the morning their voice is officially nowhere to be found, and their partner makes them stay sick in bed. they really, truly don't feel well.
"your nose looks so itchy, baby. you gonna sneeze? yeah, that's it, let it all out, sweetheart. bless you! you're so full of sneezes, aren't you? goodness! you all done? yeah? here, let's get you cleaned up. can you blow for me, angel? good, good job, you're doing so good, love. feel a bit better? your nose must be so sore, it's all red and chapped, poor baby. do you want me to put some vaseline on it? yah? would that help? ok. c'mon, honey. let's go tend to that nose of yours, then get you back in bed. can we cuddle? of course. you can fall asleep on my chest and i'll play with your hair, would you like that? hm? yes, i'll bring the tissues, it doesn't sound like your nose is gonna let up anytime soon."
w-wait.. sdff.. do— dod't.. hh.. k-kisshhh.. hhHH.. m-mby.. sDFF— my d-dosehh.. hnn'TSCHW! h-hh.. hh'CHWW! hh.. ghhe'SSHWW! hhkt'SCHIEW! f-fuck.. i— ndeed to.. blow.. e-excuse mbe— HHHRRRKKKSHHH!
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Hide and Seek
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a 3.3k word SWH scenario with some stuck, getting-sick sneezes from Rio. Agatha can’t decide if she’s annoyed or aroused. There’s a hint of photic at the end, as a treat.
I just want to point out how much Rio teases Agatha for being sensitive when… um… well… 🙃
Inspired by a prompt @moonlitkit from @reydeyflummyx759z’s emoji prompt game. 🤬Make Up Your Mind! + 🙊Stay Still, Stay Silent
I plan on filling the other prompts eventually. I currently write two sentences a week so it could take up to 3-5 business months. 😭
Warning: mess 💦
"how's that pretty nose of yours feeling?" A asks, gently rubbing slow circles over the tip of their partner's nose
"Hh—hh'ESCHW!"
"okay, i get it" A says with a smile, their fingers now covered in thick, warm snot. "poor thing, you're so congested aren't you?"
A is very clingy when they're feeling under the weather and refused to stay in bed resting, despite B's best efforts and what seemed like endless insisting. so, after having gave into A's begging, B caved, and that's how they've ended up with A straddling their lap whilst they work at their desk. A has their head nuzzled into the crook of B's neck, their drippy, sniffly nose, resting on B's shoulder. A has been rubbing their nose against the rough material of B's jumper all morning, which has only proved to further irritate the already sensitive and red appendage. every so often, A muffles a fit of sneezes into B's shoulder and B will rub their back soothingly, offering "bless you"s and tissues from the box on their desk if A's sniffles sound a bit too soupy or after a particularly wet sounding sneeze.
Marvel Masterlist
So, I comm'd the amazing @hachiibun and he generously drew me a pic of my current catastrophe Loki, and it's just the CUTEST MOST BESTEST pic, yall. LOOK AT THAT NOSE SCRONCH!!! UNFFF
So I figured, (with Hachii's permission) it'd be a great opportunity to put my masterlist up for all of my Loki/Marvel content. I have small one-shot stories, and a big, convoluted time travel story involving all of the avengers. See the stories below or on my AO3 ACCOUNT HERE!!
“I’m telling you I’m fi-hi…Hitscheww! Fit as a fiddehh….etshiew!!! Healthy as a…ah…ahhtshoooo!!!! Okay. *sniff* I’m sick.”
Here you go ^_^ I got cute with this one ahaha
when a person’s nose is so chafed and raw from constant tissue usage that just touch makes them sneeze. Catching it the wrong way on a blanket, wiping under their nostrils with a finger, bringing up tissues to their nose to blow, even applying balm as gently as possible causes them to sneeze. The irritated red exterior causing irritation on interior, and suddenly their nose can’t stand being touched and sneezes at every contact as if the intrusion is inside the sinuses themselves. Like their nose is saying nope don’t even think about it! My tolerance right now for irritants is zero!
OH. MY. GOD.
That story you're posting is ridiculously hot! I didn't even realize there were chapters of it up until now! I seriously love Kanchana the best! She's freaking adorable and relatable!
Thank you ever so much! I didn't even realize that Chapter 6 would go the way it went! At that point, Kanchana basically wrote her own story there, and I couldn't really help it! For your convenience, here's the whole series!
Pleasing the Serpent [FxF | Various Causes]
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6
So far, there are about 20 chapters planned here, but this depends on the protagonist's self-control! For all you lovely lesbian lovers, this was a fun piece to write!
Jasmine (F, allergies, NSFW)
It took one william years, but I have returned with the winner of the poll: Florence/Rhoda sapphic smut with allergies and role reversal!
F/F, allergies, some light D/s, light bondage. 2.5k
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"Sit."
She's barely able to keep her voice from trembling, but Florence obliges nonetheless. It's strange, such a reversal of their usual roles that she almost doesn't know what to do with herself.
Almost.
"You've been a terribly naughty girl. I've heard word of your recent exploits--it was only because of my intervention you aren't at Venderbight."
"You don't know even a fraction of how bad I've been." Florence leans forward from where she's knelt at her feet, wrapping her arms round one leg and leaning her cheek on her thigh as she looks up at her. "What do you intend to do with me, to repay your favour?"
aliens abducting humans and messing with them for scientific purposes, becoming very interested in the reflex we call "sneezing". it's similar to coughing, but it cannot be called on command, and it seems to include a much more prominent vocal component.
yes, its purpose is curious, as is the purpose of that discharge that keeps escaping as they make you do it more. they're making you sneeze more and more in the name of science; to satiate their own curiosity; because they find it somehow cute.
and their sci-fi tech gives them a greater capacity to probe the depths of your nose--and this reflex. making an exact heat map of nerve sensitivity in your nostrils. using combinations of certain "human-safe" chemicals to make a scientifically precise sneezing powder. all manner of perfectly designed tools to force you to sneeze and take data at the same time.
you're walking home one night, everything is strangely quiet. then suddenly you see a bright light, just past the horizon. within seconds it grows into a flying saucer the size of a jet plane. it lines up over a few plants and animals--at one point, considering a cow, before finally settling its tractor beam on you and pulling you into the ship.
they strap you down and you freak out and struggle and they try to reassure you as they bring a tool down to your face, one which you shrink back from as much as you can, until eventually one of the less kind humanoids grips you by the back of the head and holds you in place as they guide each successive little tube up your nose.
"you're doing very good! just keep breathing through your mouth. this won't hurt a bit."
somehow you doubt that, but you don't have the time to think once they turn it on.
each little tube becomes a separate tendril of some great big mechanical tentacle monster they've devised, dwelling entirely in your nose. wriggling, twisting, jolting individual nerves with electricity, tickling every piece of flesh they can find, including pockets previously only touched by air.
the effect is instant. you start sneezing without end, without inhibition, without any semblance of control. you can't really tell, but you think you hear them murmuring and writing things down over the sound of you sneezing your head off over and over.
within an hour or so, they stop, remove the machine, engage some kind of machinery to sample your mucus off it (gross), pat you on the head, and send you back home.
you wake up the next morning with a stuffy nose and a fuzzy memory of last night.
Every time you have those rapid fits it just gives me goosebumps all over 😍😍❤️
Goosebumps all over update please?
This snask is 10000 years old and I try to get to them in order!
It's also so difficult to catch and record something like this as I def don't rapid fit every time and after 3 hitches it is impossible for me to physically start opening my camera! We got there in the end.
I hope they still work for you ❤️🤸🏻♂️
Day 3805 - 12 March 2026
Everything I do reminds me of you.
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