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@coldfckrrrr
just a reminder: only weird snz fetish adults allowed on my weird snz fetish blog
my try at announcing!! this was harder than i thought it would be. plus the more i induce the more i get these sudden rapid small sneezes that are hard to predict and impossible to talk thru
snottiest fit I've ever had
(no but actually don't listen unless you're a snotfucker because there is audible mess + desperation. inducing hit hard today lol)
male (ftm) sneezes, minors and cis men dni
My favorite micro trope in snzfics is when the healthy s/o uses their sleeve to wipe at the sickies running nose or eyes
“sneezing should be a thing of the past” - my sicky boyfriend after stifling 2 cold sneezes
my boyfriend’s nose is always so cold awh
another old wav. listening to it again and wow i seemed to enjoy myself here. guess they felt reaaaaaaaally good. enjoy!
me at 13 listening to snz wavs on a black screen on youtube while my parents are getting divorced in the kitchen:
i remember coming home from school to find my mom and little brother doomscrolling my youtube search history
my awakening
Casual admission of illness with just the slightest hint of neediness will never not slay me.
Someone's huddled up on their sofa in their pajamas, wrapped in a blanket and quietly nursing a cup of tea while someone else stands behind the back of the sofa, silently inquiring "What the hell happened to you?".
"I don't feel well..."
"My throat hurts..."
"I feel hot/cold/dizzy..."
even just the simplest "I'm sick..."
Very matter-of-fact, straight to the point, but said in a way that yanks violently on the heartstrings.
Needy without being whiny, the slight inflection that spills all of the pathetic-sounding details they left out:
"I don't feel well...and I'm all alone, and cold, and lonely. I can barely stand... I could really use a glass of water and another blanket...maybe someone to rub my back until I fall asleep."
i am a mess in this wav. i am so congested that my eyes hurt and my face is sore. i bought some nasal spray to try and help me breathe better and the result is a very frantic, wet, half stifled sneeze fit. this is not my first sinus infection but this time feels different. my eyes are streaming constantly, and i am 99% sniffles. i’m even stifling against my will. so, enjoy this talkie where i do my best to explain my plight but quickly give up because i get dizzy and have to focus on sneezing first.
the cold going around my dorm building 😭🔫
i went over to their place anyways later on when the other person woke up to hang out with him while the other two stayed in their room
i just heard my friend sneeze twice and i swear to god it was like a dog woofing
like “hHUUUursh!”
loud and harsh and deep
i heard his partner shush him and say in a gentle tone, “bless you, go back to sleep.”
me and the 3 guys i live with have a cold and this is the first time ive ever had a nasally cold in my life
it’s mild but i’m still not having a good time 😭 my nostrils are constantly itching and buzzing. i’m so stuffy and a mix of watery clear and sticky yellow snot keeps producing. i’ve had a couple natural sneezes, but i induce any chance i can get because it gives me momentary relief from the perpetual tickle. i feel run down, i can still go to class and work and all that (with a mask of course) but i still just want to cuddle in my blankets and pretend to take naps (which is mostly what i did all of yesterday).
now i have an awful sinus headache, the kind that feels like liquid in your temples. i blew my nose and bubbles came out of my eye.
my suitemate has it in their chest more, we’re good friends and have no romantic chemistry but i still think they’re cute. i can hear their sniffles and watery coughing through the vent connecting our rooms. they’re quiet and sleepy and sulky, but not whining or complaining at all. my other suitemate is bitchy and a little asocial from his cold. each night since this has started, he’s gone all day mostly functional but he looks like he’s running a fever in the evenings. he gets all red and his eyes water and droop. he hasn’t said he’s sick, he said he “feels ridiculous”.
Refusing to blow her nose.
Contagion cw, LOTS of mess, f/f scenario
"I'b fine, I dod't need a tissue." Maddie sniffled thickly.
"Are you sure? You sound really stuffed up, I think it would help a lot." Kayla pressed. She could see how full Maddie's nose was between sniffles, her gooey yellowish snot only just held in by surface tension.
"I'b sure, I barely hab a cold anymore anyway." Maddie rolled her eyes. Each sentence she spoke was punctuated by a series of gurgling sniffles.
"You don't sound any better..." Kayla questioned.
She watched awkwardly as Maddie rubbed her bright red nose in frustration. Kayla could hear the wet squishiness as clearly as if she were inside Maddie's nostrils.
"I told you I'b cobletely fine. Stop worrying about by nose, okay?"
"Okay... I guess we can finish making the cookies at least..." Kayla glanced at Maddie's hands, which she had just been using to wipe her nose. "And you should wash your hands again before touching anything else."
"By hands are clean." Maddie said defensively, wiping them on her jeans.
Kayla didn't want to argue anymore since Maddie seemed unwilling to listen, so she just sighed.
"Then can you at least mix the dry ingredients together while I measure everything else?" Kayla asked.
"Okay." Maddie got started on stirring, still sniffling every two to three seconds to keep her nose from dripping into the bowl.
Kayla watched closely out of the corner of her eye as Maddie wiped her dripping nose with her fingers and then used the same unwashed hand to hold the bowl steady, leaving snotty residue on the rim.
"I'b albost done mixing." Maddie sniffled.
"Okay, I'll just add the wet ingredients now." Kayla said, pouring in the milk, cracked eggs, melted butter, and vanilla extract. "Mmm, the vanilla smells so good."
Maddie leaned in close to the bowl to try and smell it, but just ended up sniffling a lot instead.
"I cab't sbell anything, baybe you need to add sobe bore."
"Umm, maybe you need to blow your nose." Kayla reminded her.
"I dod't need to blow by nose!" Maddie sniffled angrily.
"Let me see." Kayla put a hand on Maddie's chin and tilted her head upwards so she could examine Maddie's nostrils up close.
"Stob that!" Maddie backed away and swatted at Kayla's hand.
"Maddie, your nose is completely full of snot, it's practically overflowing from both of your nostrils. You're definitely still sick."
"I'B FINE!" Maddie yelled, but she accidentally breathed too hard through her nose and sent two thick ropes of snot flying down her face in the process.
Kayla watched as Maddie's expression was briefly surprised, and then embarrassed as she brought a hand up in front of her face to cover the mess as she tried sniffling it back inside her nose.
"I'b fine, I'b fine..." Maddie repeated, as if trying to convince herself as much as Kayla. She rubbed her nose vigorously. It must have been itchy after all that sniffling.
"If you don't blow your nose I'm going to do it for you." Kayla threatened. "Otherwise you're just going to get germs in our cookies."
"No I'b not, by nose is fine Kayla." Maddie sniffled, turning back to the cookie dough. She started scooping it into balls with her hands. "Midd your own busi-busine--unnghh... haahhh--"
Kayla lunged for the tissue box and ripped out a handful, but it was too late. Maddie's eyelashes were fluttering and her nostrils were flaring wide with every hitching breath until she unleashed a massive set of sneezes all over the kitchen counter, spraying ropes of thick germy snot in all directions.
"Ihhhh-iggh'GTSCHHEEEW! GTSCHUUEW! Hihh'TSCHUUUH! KSCHiuueEWW. Guh!"
Once her nose was done, Maddie looked thoroughly exhausted, snot and saliva plastered on her face, dripping down her lips, and hanging off her chin. Her nose was still full to the brim, nostrils raw and red, not even sniffles holding back the onslaught of mess anymore.
She had covered the bowl and everything inside it with her germs and sent snot flying onto the baking tray and all their dishes.
"Ewwwww." Kayla exclaimed after a long shocked silence, shooting Maddie a disgusted look to hopefully shame her into developing some manners in the future. "That is SO gross. You got your snot on my clothes! And it's in my hair. Now I'm going to get sick with whatever you have too."
Kayla used the tissues she had grabbed to clean herself up, and Maddie finally had the decency to look apologetic.
"I'b sorry Kayla..." she stood there awkwardly shifting from side to side, still not blowing her own nose.
"Ugh, you're hopeless!" Kayla exclaimed, and grabbed another handful of tissues, this time laying them carefully on the counter and folding them one by one in layers before picking it all up and grabbing Maddie's face.
Maddie squirmed, but Kayla held her tight and used her body weight to push Maddie against the wall. The held the tissues against her nose with her free hand.
"Now blow." she commanded.
Maddie looked up at her with big eyes but listened, blowing out an unbelievable amount of snot in long gurgling blows while maintaining eye contact the whole time, an entire minute and a half straight. When she was done Kayla removed the tissues, which were sopping wet and warm and trying to cling to Maddie's face in a messy web of mucus. Her upper lip and nose were still covered in snot, but her nostrils were a lot less full now.
Kayla grabbed more tissues and wiped Maddie's face clean, but she was still sniffling pathetically through her ever-wet nostrils.
"By nose just feels tickly now, I knew it wadn't a good idea to blow it." Maddie shot an annoyed look at Kayla.
"Well don't sneeze on me!" Kayla exclaims. "I still need to make sure your nose is all empty before we go back to the cookies." Her face is only a few inches from Maddie's.
"I'b try-trying..." she sniffled, her nostrils flaring wide against as she tries to hold back an oncoming sneeze.
Kayla used a rolled up tissue to carefully wipe around the outside of Maddie's sensitive nostrils before sticking the tip inside to clean up the residual snot that refused to be blown out.
"It ti--tickles..." Maddie's voice quivers. "I feel like I'b go-gonna sn--KSCHIIIEWW! HAHH'TSCHUUUH! Uhhh-ihhhH-IHHHXSHHEEEEW! So-sorry..."
"Oh. My. God. You are so fucking disgusting Maddie! You just sprayed your snotty sneezes right into my face when I was trying to help you!"
"I cad't help it..." Maddie sniffled, two thick ropes of snot dangling precariously from her poor tired nose.
Kayla glared at her in furious silence, and then just when the tension was becoming unbearable, she suddenly leaned in and pressed her lips hard against Maddie's in a wet salty kiss, their bodies still pinned together closely. When they parted, breathless, a trail of snot still connected their lips.
"Next time you're going to have to listen to me when I tell you to blow your nose, or else I'll have to do it for you again because your constant sniffling really gets on my nerves." Kayla glared at her angrily.
"O-okay."
ugh. i wish i lived alone so i could record the sounds and sneezes of the horrible cold in my nose
“hgnt, -gnt, -knt, hhH-gnt”
“Aw my poor dear, just sneeze it’s alright. Let them out”
“hhishh, ktshh, etschhh”
“There you go darling, I don’t even know why you bother to stifle. Your sneezes are so soft”
everyone is sick :(
so this week a pretty nasty cold has been spreading around BOTH my suite mates (I live with 6 other people) and my study group so i knew i was pretty much doomed to get sick as well (which i am unforch). HOWEVER last night one of my suite mates brought some friends over (despite him being mildly sick still) and i sat in our living room with them- isolated in my little corner as usual. most of them were sick too (mildly so) but one girl literally walked in carrying a (mostly empty) tissue box (!!!) and started asking if anyone has aquafor to put on her nose bc it was so raw from blowing it so much.
she was snorting and blowing her nose the whole time we were chatting. At one point she sounded SO congested that my suite mate literally interrupted her to tell her to blow her nose. they kept giving her tips on how to make her nose feel better. her nose that was so very red and raw and stuffed up. at one point she was complaining she was cold so she wrapped herself up in a blanket and laid on the couch but she didn't even last 5 minutes before she had to get up and grab her tissues from across the room. as soon as she laid down her sniffles became so watery and the snot wanted to drip right out of her nose. the couch was right next to my chair and she laid with her head closest to me and asked to make her feel better :( i gave her some juice!
stayed with them a little longer than intended... literally everyone in the room was sniffling and stifling wet sneezes the whole time. i hope shes feeling better today! i know im not lol ive sneezed so much today i normally sneeze VERY little