Jessica

I blog about literally everything tbh...

[valtsv]

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

[this-is-a-representation]

my boy's time has come

[dragonsinheaven]

[ydrill]

My girl

[takarnage-entourage]

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

[takarnage-entourage]

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

[drafthearse]

gerard way during projekt revolution 2007:

[kappa-crossing]

i only give the BEST greetings to my villagers…

[purple-buddha-project]

[conop-8888]

[tiffanarchy]

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

[moistnugget]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justbadpuns]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[unclefather]

my daughter has found the importance of pockets at only 3 years old. She is VERY excited that she can put stuff in her pants and it “doesn’t have to go to her butt”

[tinderventure]

Snapchat really be testing this guy

[adamsmasher]

chaotic bisexual

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[winterv-black]

IS TIME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP MEN WHEN WE ARENTTTT ASKING THEM!!!!!

[yourbigsisnissi]

Yes, being in a relationship will show you all the issues that you have. But once it comes out that you have issues, they aren’t for your partner to fix, they are for you to fix. Realize you have anger issues? Work it out, don’t take it out in your partner. Realize you have trust issues? Work it out, don’t burden your partner with that. Realize you have insecurities? Work on your self esteem, don’t expect your partner to validate your existence.

Your commitment to your partner is also a commitment to work on yourself. They work on them, you work on you, and you both come together committed to giving your best. And of course, things happen. Sometimes your best also includes mess. But the important thing is to not make it a habit that the person you’re with is someone you use to heal you. That’s not right.

[walkemdowncc]

[chessys]

chaotic evil

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

me

[excuse-my-charisma-blog]

[10knotes]

My autobiography

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[fishmech]

Kings

[takiki16]

THE CANNONBALL RUN, LADIES AND GENTS

[great-tweets]

[teasugarsalt]

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

You’ve been pranked by,

You’ve been sticked by,

A teen hooligan

[gusgrissom]

I love this so much!! So cool to see Jewish astronauts celebrating our holidays in space :) Happy Hanukkah, friends! 🚀🕎