The Nightsong.

just a silly little slice of everything. mainly The Witcher, TAD, and TMFU. [Lemons. AO3: MartySassyMcFlashy]

[snickety-lemons]

Now Accepting: Prompts

Alright, so here it is- writing more in general now, and especially doing fanfics again I'm now also eager to write some on here as well. A lot of you know I've done so, and have taken some prompts/requests; and I'll once more say I'm open to them!

I will write for: The Man From U.N.C.L.E., tv show and movie

The Witcher

Sapphire and Steel

Red Dwarf

Perry Mason

Sherlock Holmes, Granada; Guy Ritchie

Potentially Shadowhunters ???

Potentially Merlin (though just to warn you, I am so rusty)

And I will do:

Napollya

Geraskier, and potentially Geraskefer and Yennskier

Stapphire, Staphilver, Stilver, and Stead

Rimster

Masilton (Perry x Hamilton) , Streetson (Perry x Della) (listen I don't know what any of these are actually called so)

Holmeson

Jimon, Malec

Merthur, Mercelot, Merwaine, Pergwaine, Lancur/Arcelot (idk what to call it okay)

So just come to my inbox, and let me work my writing magic for you!

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[snickety-lemons]

also I'm sorry guys things have been so nuts I didn't report my passing out (and STILL continuing to pass out) over The Bait.

firstly pimping Starsky and Hutch, should not have been allowed to look SO good oh my god.

SECONDLY!!! 'wow you guys really are straight!' someone said that. RIGHT to their FACES!!! I was goneeeee

[snickety-lemons]

I can see I'll have to start separating moments into categories with these guys: Rude and Cute

Rude - giving your boyfriend a book on how to be right handed?!?!?! EXCUSE YOU KEN HUTCHINSON!

Cute - giving your boyfriend a candy bar, while sassing your boss + bonus of 'thank you! :)'

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[eliasgoeshardcosplay]

Crochet Pattern for my The Watcher Crocheted Patch - Available on my Kofi page

All profits goes into my cosplaying - I need some new equipment and I'm a single parent

Item also available to purchase soon

The Watcher - Crochet Patch (Digital Pattern) - Elduran - The Sleepless Archivist's Ko-fi Shop

***This is a digital item*** Crochet yourself your own eyes You will need medium yarn and a 3.75mm crochet

[snickety-lemons]

If you're a TMA fan who enjoys crocheting, this is for you! Go support my good friend who creates amazing things!

[official-williewoo]

El muchacho Monday

[snickety-lemons]

Redbubble Shop Open!

I can hardly believe I'm actually here, but my shop on Redbubble is open for business! Come check me out! Even if you can't buy anything right now, you're sure to find something great and magical for when you can. And in the meantime just come see what's on offer, it's not a huge selection at the moment but it will grow.

zestyfairybard Shop | Redbubble

zestyfairybard is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[snickety-lemons]

is it stupid to feel like I'm being teased at this point and then be hurt by that

probably but here we are

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[anglaised]

everytime the met gala happens i never know its coming like this is just a random monday for me

[snickety-lemons]

on my count of go, we all start organizing the random monday gala instead. work uniforms. pajamas. sweats. a dozen layers min, it's freezing outside. two pieces of clothing max (other than underwear), it's boiling out. casual evening out.

NORMAL formal evening out. dates. funerals. holidays. reunions.

I got this at the thrift store. I found that in a consignment store. I got this at Walmart. I found that on the discount rack. snagged this from the antique mall.

hello??? HELLO.

real, ordinary life is 100% more with living up and celebrating than these big fat ridiculously expensive galas with outfits that came right out of someone's bad acid trip.

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[czech-hunter-reject]

Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷

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