spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@alwaysemrys
spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man
cersei lannister defender not because she’s right (she isn’t) but bc people make fun of her in the wrong way. hur dur wine mom you cant even BEGIN to understand the layers of wine mom isms. people talk about cersei lannister bc they think she’s a stupid usurping woman when cersei lannister could not be more clearly a character who refuses to confront the power structure that oppresses her bc she’s too busy using it to oppress others. I assure you she is aware. cersei lannister is a perpetrator of sexual violence. she is a conservative white woman posting about traditional gender roles on truth social. she is mother in the oppressive & freudian & stan twitter sense. she is the problem. at the moment she is setting as many bear traps as she can from her position in the bear trap. “Doesn’t she get it” “doesn’t she see the contradiction” there is no contradiction. you misunderstand her and the impossible logic of cruelty. keep her name out of your mouth what do you know about cersei lannister. what do you know.
this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk
lisa frankenstein (2024) dir. zelda williams
i feel like i don’t post enough/any of my mel doods so here’s some of my recent faves
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-calypso speaking of odysseus to athena, the odyssey; homer trans. stephen mitchell
“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything
filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
normal one. next question.
peer review
tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball
I've talked about this before but being a gay woman in slash fandoms always feels a little like anthropology. Every couple years fandom picks a new man they claim is so hot that he transcends sexual orientation. And he never does.
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
One of my all-time favorites
getting up from bed tips
getting up from bed cheats
getting up from bed codes
getting up from bed ending explained
stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.
Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real
this is a certified AROMANTIC POST!!!!!!!!!!! NO yearning on my shit..... GO ON . GET
official aromantic post
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement