[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[ozempicofficial]

[lleyksie]

too many catnip mice, too little time.

[ms-blossom]

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[lizzylolz]

Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

[nana-chan15]

[kongozas]

muzzled ✅ leashed ✅ tied up ✅ he didn't come home but i still love him ig 💔

[jaggedjawed]

i was a lil peeved he didn’t have the muzzle in the preview chibi. anyway would u let him out for one (1) dolla

[kusanagihaku]

rui-chan, mickey, mickey, what do you see? ~ ☆

teaser didn’t put a muzzle on taiga so we gotta take it into our own hands i guess

[guesswhatimasimp]

Hellooooo! I saw that ur still receiving art requests so can I request Tkdb art where Jin and Romeo wear maid outfits while MC and Taiga have vest suits? (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Long story short, it's like the one where MC somehow successfully convincing Jin and the other two to play dress up with her after she got an idea and also the random courage to do it (with twists of the clothes are all in the blind box obviously, and you can't undo the move and are obligated to put the clothes on), and the outfit Jin and Romeo randomly picked up out of boredom are maid outfits. Any types of maid outfits and vest suits are fine (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

This was fun to make (i love drawing male characters in dresses and vice versa)

[homunculus-argument]

Somewhere out there is an American couple unwittingly deciding to have the most problematic and unintentionally uncomfortable costly wedding full of the groom's friends making jokes about how the poor man is being forced into this and boomer level 'ol' ball and chain' jokes about the bride, with one of those wedding cake toppers of her forcibly dragging him or something, while the bride's mother is going apeshit with being determined to arrange the most aesthetic scenic wedding with a gilded Antebellum South theme, held at a rented historically significant former plantation, entirely neglecting to remember that the groom is black.

[homunculus-argument]

Saying "with all due respect" before saying something rude is such a beautiful cherry on top. Like not only do I think you are a fucking idiot, but I'm also not reluctant to let you know that as far as I'm concerned, you rank so far beneath me that I have no obligation to pretend that you have dignity.

[favoritesticle]

[segamascott]

[girlmostlikely]

[ebrithilbowser]

Don't forget the followup