feed me father

[escpng-deactivated20200629]

allowing mushroom spores to grow in my mouth in hopes they reach my brain and assimilate me

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

[stupidedward]

‪╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝ ╮‬

‪( Edward )‬

‪( Cullen ) ‬

‪( killing )‬

‪ ( rapists )‬

‪ ╰ ͜ ╯ ‬

‪ O ‬

‪ o ‬

‪ °‬

‪ 〃∩　∧＿∧‬

‪ ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）‬

‪ ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　 ‬

‪ 　 ＼/＿＿＿/‬

[alicemcullen-deactivated2022111]

[quantumfeat72]

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[hungwy]

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

[acoolguy]

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

[ariadnie]

uptown rat…i’ve been livin in linguini’s hat…

[5oil]

[thenightie]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[pyrlspite]

jabba the slut

[cybercrimer]

sweatpants that say “fool” on the ass

[prismacolorz]

god i wish i were a seal could just roll around on the floor and slap my big tummy all day

[dammajamma]

• i don’t know shit

• i don’t get stuff

• and i don’t understand things