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teddie • he/they • adult • MDNI an AoT sideblerg eruri + kenuri are canon in my heart

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Teddie Acker-Smith ✿ he/they ✿ 30↑ ✿ AuDHD

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Ayo, I'm Teddie aka SNKGAY and this is my AoT sideblog. Returning fan from 2013! Wowza!

I made this blog to scream about my head canons and to cope with the ending of AoT (that I finally got around to finishing after a decade of leave). I'm multishipper trash with a focus on Eruri and Kenuri. (canon compliant and AUs) Talk to me about it!

Erwin Carson Smith is my everything. I like him, I like that autistic man!

My main tag is #snk headcanons, and everything else is tagged by the most common ship name, i.e. eremin (eren + armin) shagath (shadis + magath).

My OTPs Erwin + Levi, Kenny + Uri, Moblit + Hange (t4t)

Some other ships I fancy Eren + Armin, Jean + Marco, Miche + Nanaba, Nile + A Bad Time, Reiner + Jean, Jean + Eren, Jean + Floch, Floch + Eren, Jean + Connie, Reiner + Connie, Theo + Keith

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Gimme prompts or ask me about my head canons!

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#snk headcanons #snk headcanon #eruri #kenuri

#mobuhan #reijean #eremin #reibert #jeanmarco

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✷ Last updated on May 17, 2026 ✷

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[starmaneruri]

basically how ACWNR went

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[malewife-levi-ackerman]

three pairs of glasses. god I need them

[snkgay]

Happy Pride Month from snkgay. Everyone in snk is gay. Thank you for understanding.

[terracyte]

bones

[malewife-levi-ackerman]

who's the most homophobic aot character?

Floch Forster

Keith Shadis

Rod Reiss

Grisha Yeager

Louise (girl who is psychosexually obsessed with Mikasa)

Nile Dok

Theo Magath

Voting ended onMay 31

propaganda:

Floch: has fully gargled Eren's balls but seems like he'd call you a slur

Shadis: was in love with Grisha and this greatly disturbed him. Projection

Rod: straightest whitest man who ever lived (derogatory)

Grisha: he probably says that he doesn't mind the gays UNTIL one of his kids is A Gay

Louise: is obsessed with a beautiful woman who can and will kill you but would hatecrime you if you suggested she has a crush (source: trust me bro)

Nile: was in love with Erwin and is now Bitter. if he can't have gay rights no one else can

Magath: he's a high ranking military officer in a fascist country (but the ultimate old man yaoi Shadis/Magath lives on in my heart)

[snkgay]

If Rod Reiss has no haters, I'm dearly departed.

[snkgay]

[snkgay]

If Rod Reiss has no haters, I'm dearly departed.

[malewife-levi-ackerman]

is Rod Reiss homophobic?

yes

no

he wasn't at first but became homophobic when Kenny started fucking his brother

he was but he has a come to jesus moment when Historia comes out

Voting ended onJun 1

[leaoverthehills]

Sweet and soft Reijean piece 🩵

You can see the full image on my Bluesky ⬅️

[malewife-levi-ackerman]

[flamefluxart]

The king is under reliable guard 🔪

[felineverdure]

[snkgay]

Cadet days Nile, Erwin, Miche, Nanaba, Hange and Moblit sparring.

Everyone pairs off, Moblit and Hange, Miche praying Nanaba flips him on his ass, Nile hoping Erwin picks him. Miche gets to Erwin first.

MobuHan are just goofing off. Rolling around in the dirt until Shadis shouts. Moblit straightens up and tugs on Hange's sleeve and they start taking sparring practice seriously.

Miche gets his wish and Nanaba lays him flat out on his ass. He's in heaven.

Erwin is taking everything entirely too serious, Miche has to haul him, lifting him up by the waist. Now he's thrashing but smiling. Nile gets palmed in the mouth cos he wasn't paying attention. He was angrily watching Miche twirl and mess with Erwin. Should be me. With Erwin. He thinks.

Nile is so pissy in my head. I love fucking with Nile, it's too fun. Turning him around in my head, making him miserable.

Nile catching Erwin on his tippy toes, back up against a wall chuckling at something Miche says. He is standing close; head curled down to bump foreheads with Erwin. They kiss. Nile, watching from an unseen corner.

Snitch runs off (after watching for a while) to tattle. Before he can get out names, Shadis, exasperated. "What is it now Dawk? You jealous? Go find some other cadet to get under. Maybe if you weren't so whiney you would have met your match by now." It's out of line, uncalled for, but Shadis is pissed. His fave barmaid hasn't been laughing at his jokes as much lately.

Nile storms off beat red, power walking back into the mess hall, crashes into Miche because his life isn't complicated enough.

[addiej01]

Tailored waistcoat and slacks