A Snom in a Coffee Cup

50% of this blog is whatever I'm hyperfixating on and the other 50% is just Fire Emblem.

[snomfee-cup]

*drinks you*

cc O )___\ WAIT PLEASE STOP I'M

(_________) SENTIENT!

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

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cc ^ (____\ I was bored and decided to draw this.

(_________) Honestly turned out better than I expected considering that this is my first time actually drawing one of my OCs (also sorry my handwriting looks like absolute garbage)

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cc ^ (____\ Made an updated sketch. Still need to

(_________) actually add the yellow to it and I’m still trying to decide on an actual outfit but overall it is amazing how much of a difference using an actual pencil instead of a pen can make. (Also I was initially planning on giving her a mouth but honestly at this point the lack of a visible mouth is starting to really grow on me)

[snomfee-cup]

cc ^ (____\ Finally bothered to actually add the

(_________) yellow (Still have no idea what outfit I want to give her though)

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cc ^ (____\ I was bored and decided to draw this.

(_________) Honestly turned out better than I expected considering that this is my first time actually drawing one of my OCs (also sorry my handwriting looks like absolute garbage)

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cc ^ (____\ Made an updated sketch. Still need to

(_________) actually add the yellow to it and I’m still trying to decide on an actual outfit but overall it is amazing how much of a difference using an actual pencil instead of a pen can make. (Also I was initially planning on giving her a mouth but honestly at this point the lack of a visible mouth is starting to really grow on me)

[snomfee-cup]

cc o (____\ You ever just try to come up with the

(_________) most oddly specific description for something that annoys you

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cc ^ (____\ I was bored and decided to draw this.

(_________) Honestly turned out better than I expected considering that this is my first time actually drawing one of my OCs (also sorry my handwriting looks like absolute garbage)

[yayacyan]

Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

I can't leave comments because of some network error

[herecomesthetaco]

Silly

[ziekkfreak2-0]

vuhluhwuh

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[erros429]

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

[dawn-lilacbloom]

[butterfly-sapphic]

Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest

[the-haiku-bot]

Op didn’t stop on

the part where they are also

a love interest

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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cc O (____\ I AM HAVING TWO 1 A.M.

(_________) HYPERFIXATIONS AT ONCE HELP

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[colfy-wolfy]

Evil company

[cornnie-corn]

Late night talking 💬

- And Cyn!

[guacoavo]

groupchat shenanigans

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cc o (____\ (looks at all of my current

(_________) hyper-fixations that are currently consuming my entire being) I am SO normal about this

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cc ^ (____\ Finally picked up Wilds again

(_________) (partially due to a stories induced Monster Hunter hyper-fixation) and I already LOVE Lala Barina.

I’m talking “already in my ever changing personal list of top ten monsters” levels of love.